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okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

YES I’ve been chased and hissed at by a Canada goose but it doesn’t make me hate them guess I’m just built different

Seriously.

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.

good morning. lets go over your assignments for the day:

for all boys/men/mascs: today you're going to draw the first pet you ever had in mspaint (or any other simple art program available.)

for all girls/women/femmes: today you're going to write a poem for a stranger you remember from your real life that stuck in your mind, despite your very brief window of knowing them.

for all nonbinary/androgynous people: break day, so you get silent reading time in the bean bag chairs.

i wont be reblogging assignments but i am looking at and reading all of them. many boylads have submitted their animals in the replies and they are all very good.

A fleeting spark of joy within a haze of summer past Up and down the slide we go The day is fading fast. The water, heat and laughter not in amber, but in glass And then at parent's call we go and say goodbye at last.

Your face and voice are lost to me, Name's ship left Memories' shore But the joy we had was real And will be with me evermore.

Minoan Ladys

「楽しいですね、ご主人様！」/2024

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