I didn’t know this was an ad until I couldn’t reblog it

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

hey you know turtles? real small ones? they’re good

hell yeah

grape.

this picture gives me a primal urge to kill

This is the ideal gamer body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

they say the human body is 70% water. youll be 100% water by the time im done with you.

Wh….. what are you going to do to me…..

i can’t make fun of Rick and M'lady-ok oh my god, that’s what my phone autocorrected “Morty” to, so this text post is cancelled. im hitting the brakes on this one. i think God just stepped in

anyone else here………………………………………

you ever meet someone and just know…..u just know…they a lizard

hey

hi!

MY ULTIMATE (DRAGONSTRIKE)🐉 IS CHARGING! 0%

how the gays interact

gay1: hi dhchfhvnfhvn gay2: hey how are u!! hfhchfuhlbjghbhb gay1: im good …. ngjfufjbkgjchn

hey can someone tell me what the fuck is going on

hey can someone tell me what the fuck is going on

This picture of Todd Howard makes me feel every single possible emotion at once