Steel & Fang

Dont fuck with me or my wizard orb I've been charging up for a power attack since this morning

*click*

[BEAM OF ENERGY BLOWS A HUGE HOLE IN THE SIDE OF MY HOUSE]

if im in the group chat going “this shit is sooo bad” you know im enjoying the movie & if im in the group chat going “idk its made well it definitely has some interesting elements its probably excellent if youre the target audience maybe if i watched it again id feel differently” you know im having the worst fucking time

"Kill them with kindness" Wrong. Thousand Boop attack.

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I'm pretty sure open portals are against OSHA regulations

It took me a few moments to realise that these people are inside a warehouse type building and have opened a door to show the wild weather outside they are not in fact outside opening the door of their warehouse to show us the weather they are keeping inside

*taking notes for a fantasy story* They are now

God-Machine Infrastructure: The Warehouse of the Storm

a knight fights scorch the beanie baby dragon

Midnight fishin'

or When the full moon syncs up with your holiday plans

[Prints]

Good morning furries.

Attack.

Illustrations to Les Misérables by David Sierra Listón (source)

smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

Ideal work schedule:

I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew

No roo roo? :(

yall the comedy wildlife photography results are coming out atm and

look

LOOK AT THIS LIL MAN

THANK YOU BRIAN MATTHEWS HOLY SHIT HES GOT SUCH A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Wait, it got better.

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

You know, it makes perfect sense that the guy who would amuse himself by going around Twitter as above would also have come up with the skateboarding cousin Throckmorton for a word problem.

Like it totally follows.