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updated prices and services! im still looking for a job and not having very good look with that, also am in critical need for cash could really do with some commissions!
you can check more of my art on my twitter! DM either here or on twitter if interested!
updated prices and services! im still looking for a job and not having very good look with that, also am in critical need for cash could really do with some commissions!
you can check more of my art on my twitter! DM either here or on twitter if interested!
OPEN COMMISSIONS! character illustrations! im getting low on money and im unable to get a job rn, but still got rent and bills to pay, so itd rly help me if i could get some commissions. dm me if interested!
i got a new place to live, but the security deposit its gonna be a big chunk of my money, i could really do w some commissions!
EMERGENCY ADOPTABLES! very low on money, need to pay rent next week
-$25 USD each, payp4l only -DM to claim, first come first serve -ok to redesign -ok to resell but not for a higher price, please credit me as original artist/designer if reselling -i will send you a big high quality png of the character you chose, without the watermark
EMERGENCY ADOPTABLES! very low on money, need to pay rent next week
-$25 USD each, payp4l only -DM to claim, first come first serve -ok to redesign -ok to resell but not for a higher price, please credit me as original artist/designer if reselling -i will send you a big high quality png of the character you chose, without the watermark
OPEN COMMISSIONS! character illustrations! im getting low on money and im unable to get a job rn, but still got rent and bills to pay, so itd rly help me if i could get some commissions. dm me if interested!
i got a new place to live, but the security deposit its gonna be a big chunk of my money, i could really do w some commissions!
OPEN COMMISSIONS! character illustrations! im getting low on money and im unable to get a job rn, but still got rent and bills to pay, so itd rly help me if i could get some commissions. dm me if interested!
i really need to move out the place im renting atm, and in order to do so im gonna need to pay 2 months of rent upfront to my next landlord (since i dont have a job, most real states dont allow you to rent a place. and if they do, they ask for a guarantor or a few months of rent upfront). could really use some help w cash. im at k0-fi if anyone can afford to donate. thank you
OPEN COMMISSIONS! character illustrations! im getting low on money and im unable to get a job rn, but still got rent and bills to pay, so itd rly help me if i could get some commissions. dm me if interested!
i really need to move out the place im renting atm, and in order to do so im gonna need to pay 2 months of rent upfront to my next landlord (since i dont have a job, most real states dont allow you to rent a place. and if they do, they ask for a guarantor or a few months of rent upfront). could really use some help w cash. im at k0-fi if anyone can afford to donate. thank you
OPEN COMMISSIONS! character illustrations! im getting low on money and im unable to get a job rn, but still got rent and bills to pay, so itd rly help me if i could get some commissions. dm me if interested!
i really need to move out the place im renting atm, and in order to do so im gonna need to pay 2 months of rent upfront to my next landlord (since i dont have a job, most real states dont allow you to rent a place. and if they do, they ask for a guarantor or a few months of rent upfront). could really use some help w cash. im at k0-fi if anyone can afford to donate. thank you
OPEN COMMISSIONS! character illustrations! im getting low on money and im unable to get a job rn, but still got rent and bills to pay, so itd rly help me if i could get some commissions. dm me if interested!
ive moved to this blog i havent been very active on tumblr artwise but yeah, i need money, commissions are open, dm me if interested or reblog please
OPEN COMMISSIONS! character illustrations! im getting low on money and im unable to get a job rn, but still got rent and bills to pay, so itd rly help me if i could get some commissions. dm me if interested!
ive moved to this blog i havent been very active on tumblr artwise but yeah, i need money, commissions are open, dm me if interested or reblog please
OPEN COMMISSIONS! character illustrations! im getting low on money and im unable to get a job rn, but still got rent and bills to pay, so itd rly help me if i could get some commissions. dm me if interested!
ive moved to this blog i havent been very active on tumblr artwise but yeah, i need money, commissions are open, dm me if interested or reblog please
OPEN COMMISSIONS! character illustrations! im getting low on money and im unable to get a job rn, but still got rent and bills to pay, so itd rly help me if i could get some commissions. dm me if interested!
ive moved to this blog i havent been very active on tumblr artwise but yeah, i need money, commissions are open, dm me if interested or reblog please
OPEN COMMISSIONS! character illustrations! im getting low on money and im unable to get a job rn, but still got rent and bills to pay, so itd rly help me if i could get some commissions. dm me if interested!
ive moved to this blog i havent been very active on tumblr artwise but yeah, i need money, commissions are open, dm me if interested or reblog please
Light In The Darkness by Chloe Amy Avery by mtlgrems
people who complain about dinosaurs “not being scary anymore” because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like
peacocks are synonymous with vain, frivolous beauty and they will attack cars. they will attack you while you try to get to your car. they’re like six feet of useless feathers and they will destroy you. imagine if they were carnivorous and had functional spurs.
a t-rex could look like a gay disco ball and i guarantee that you would fucking book it if it had a problem with you
listen
listen
have you ever met a swan
if anything the birdier they get the scarier they are
Australia literally fought a war against giant birds AND FUCKING LOST
Overheard in the student lounge:
“Oh man, I can’t deal with birds ‘cause they’re dinosaurs and sometimes it’s like they get this glint in their eyes and they remember.”
“Have you ever interacted with a goose? ‘Cause those things are dicks.”
If chickens were still the size of a T-Rex we’d all be dead. No question.
Feathered creatures that give some serious lie to the idea that feathered dinosaurs ain’t scary:
This is a bearded vulture, or lammergeier. It’s four feet long and has a nine foot wingspan and it eats bones.
This is a shoebill stork. It dropped the duck without biting down shortly after the picture was taken, but if it had decided not to-
… it could have been the end of the road for that duck.
This is the last thing a fish sees before a macaroni penguin eats it.
This is a secretary bird in the act of demonstrating to Lord Voldemort that he came to the wrong neighborhood, ese.
This is a goose.
This is a vulture.
This is a cassowary on the attack.
Be glad I couldn’t find the actual gif of a pelican swallowing a fish, because it’s freakin’ Lovecraftian in its HEADS SHOULD NOT BEND THAT WAY factor. You’ll have to settle for the idea of a feathered dinosaur suddenly going GLORP and devouring its victims whole just like this lady here.
Steven Spielberg didn’t create these. These are the feet of an emu.
And this is what happens when a swan (this one is named Asboy; his father was Mr. Asbo, the first swan in the UK to get named after an anti-social behavior order in ‘honor’ of his tendency to attack boaters) decides it doesn’t like you. I should probably note that this one attacked a cow.
Respect the feathered dinosaur, yo.
Terrifying. The last two illustrate why you did not fuck around with the Children of Lir.
I suspected that a dinosaur could have been feathered after I heard that a T-Rex is the chickens’ ancestor.
For those who think dinos aren’t cool because they’re feathered…whatever, mutherfuckers. Evolution doesn’t give two shits what you think is cool or not.
You showed a cassowary on the attack, but forgot to show what exactly it’s attacking with. Their feet are nearly identical to the Emu’s, except for one minor, teeny tiny detail: A five-inch claw for killing motherfuckers, raptor-style.
This is like the “fuck birds master post” and I love it because Honestly, Fuck. Birds.
strange bog girl makes a friend
