insomnia-ler reblogged
insomnia-ler reblogged
It all started at Paradise Pier.
The Once-ler realizes he’s on the brink of a nervous breakdown. His personal assistant Everett suggests a vacation.
Vacation is excellent. Full of alcohol, new friends, even a possible summer romance or two.
and then it shows up.
insomnia-ler reblogged
The Once-ler, but blue
ougoghguguhghghh mr onceler you make my pussy QUAKE mister!!! 💦💦💦 insomnia is right you do be keepin me up at night!!!! 😳💦😳💦😳💦 *i start slapping my feet on my way over to you with my HUUUUUUGE huge ass dragging along the ground* *i become larger and my hands begin to clap sending shockwaves thru tha floor* *groans like that video of a pufferfish eating a carrot* *im smiling so wide on my face while i look at yoiu*
I dunno if you still want asks or not considering it’s been 2 months. But why were you getting cancelled awhile aho?? I’m searching the tags and I’m stumped, did I miss some inside joke while I dissappeared??
Are you kidding? Ever since the internet decided Once-lers were irrelevant and bad for the environment. News flash, by the way, the climate crisis as been going on for yeaaars now.
I was just one of the lucky ones left when the hammer fell, I suppose.
Anonymous asked:
hows life been treating you the last few years? what have you been up to?
“Let’s just say I’ve been relating a lot to a certain Netflix special about how being inside for an extended period of time and always connected to the internet may affect our brains just a little bit for the worse.”
Dear Som, You better not still be getting poop bacteria on ur gloves now that you're hiding out in my condo. Love, Miru
I’m not even wearing gloves right now.
The askbox is still a thing that exists, apparently.
Use it.
I've worn the same sweater for 7 years now
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I haven’t been on the internet this much since tik tok was just a kesha song
have you ever considered going on a trip? it could be a nice break from everything!
I’ve been on a few trips the past couple years. Hell, I’m on one now. In Canada.
“See, Oncie? Looks like some people still care about you, after all.”
“...Yeah, mother, I see it.”
“Of course, it’s not going to save you from all that ‘being cancelled’ nonsense.”
“I know, mother.”