a meme-loving scientist

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

I’m both glad and sad that string players are only limited to violin, viola, cello, and bass. Can you imagine a contrabass? Or a piccolo violin????

String players are not limited to just those.

I present, THE OCTOBASS

It’s so big that it needs keys to hit the strings.

And in the reverse direction there exists the Pochette. Translated from French, it means pocket, as it was a pocket sized violin like instrument.

This is amazing

someone post the archlute

This one?

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

me: *spends $3″

me: 

ADHD time processing: today is Monday, but tomorrow is Tuesday and i have class, after that is wednesday I'm having lunch with my mom, then on Thursday i have a night class which means it's basically already Friday and this week is already over

“right now it’s 2:30, which means it’s almost 3, which means it’s only an hour away from 4 which is basically 6--How have I stayed up all night??”

GOD MY FAMILY DOESNT GET THIS

I know I called paso finos the loud motorcycle of horses but honestly you HAVE to hear what they sound like when they move

clippity clop

you put a space between ‘clippity’ and ‘clop’ and that was incorrect

[clippityclops directly towards you]

My first instinct upon unmuting this video was to open google and type "Are paso finos just Like That?"

SPITE

dude: we have to

GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall–

dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice

Legends only