as a cat im have an extreomely busy schedule
have to catch up on 18 hours of sleep today
Cat can you please pencil me in for a petting session at noon?
please direct all schedulinge inquiry to my executive assistant. thank
Sent from my iBox
WHERES YOUR ASSISTANT
this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours
my name is Cat and im no theef i holed the puf betwene my teef wen men is sleep my self i plees i jump on up i crumch the ches
@highfunctioningsassiopath
Aehmttw I don’t know how to pronounce that.
Oooh, this one actually works for me. Ceilosst.
Eel.
My fantasy name is Eel.
Thanks.
Hope you don’t mind me calling you Eel forever now? Cool. Mine is…. Eelswy
Okay so I can either do Aceijss or Eeijss or Ejss…..I can’t pronounce any of those.
So Eiilzz
Ceelinott. What the fuck.
Aaaedlnrx...bless you
dashboard what have you done
This feels like the natural culmination of the meme. This was always meant to happen.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Omg, @clamlam go to sleep. It's like 3 in the morning there!!!!
Bye losers.
Onward, my carriage! Make haste to the next town!
Haste!!!
Verily these paws don’t touch snow!
The new Dodge Rams look comfortable.
The last comment made me laugh so hard I woke up my sister and almost peed
“ONWARDS TO ADVENTURE MY NOBLE STEED”
Mai neyme is cat
An wen its dae
My fren the ram
Comes here to plae
Hes woolie soft
Treats me like fam
I hop rite on
I ried the ram
let’s bring this back because gwyl totally wrote one of the best lik the breds i’ve read on this website
FOUND CAT.
@highfunctioningsassiopath I think I found your cat...
Loki?! What are you doing in there?
#loki'd
• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!
tHANK YOU FOR CORRECTING THAT POST BLESS YOU
Also…. Scartiel…. that’s so ugly…. I’m in tears
Scartiel sounds the most like an actual angel name I’ve heard so far
At least you aren’t SAHAQUAEL or SANDALPHON
Blabniel I’m the arcangel of motor mouths
Haaasel It’s pronounced “H-*light screaming*-sel”
Chaesiel...not bad
Current bar stress relief strategy: went and danced in the rain for a couple of minutes.
@sassinthehat looking at me strangely
I did, @highfunctioningsassiopath was wearing a white shirt
HOLY FUCK
????????????
I want someone to make a version with the panic! Vocals over the bubblegum bitch instrumental
Omgggggg
Given the sudden interest for the color of dresses and vision, here some of the fascinating findings we did recently.
The color nuances we see depend on the number and distribution of cones (=color receptors) in our eye. You can check this rainbow: how many color nuances do you count?
You see less than 20 color nuances: you are a dichromats, like dogs, which means you have 2 types of cones only. You are likely to wear black, beige, and blue. 25% of the population is dichromat.
You see between 20 and 32 color nuances: you are a trichromat, you have 3 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green and red area). You enjoy different colors as you can appreciate them. 50% of the population is trichromat.
You see between 33 and 39 colors: you are a tetrachromat, like bees, and have 4 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green, red plus yellow area). You are irritated by yellow, so this color will be nowhere to be found in your wardrobe. 25% of the population is tetrachromat.
You see more than 39 color nuances: come on, you are making up things! there are only 39 different colors in the test and probably only 35 are properly translated by your computer screen anyway :)
It is highly probable that people who have an additional 4th cone do not get tricked by blue/black or white/gold dresses, no matter the background light ;)
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I see 21 colors. I had no idea there are so many more.
I see 35-39 colours, and I hate the colour yellow. That was actually what made me curious enough to stop scrolling and count. Who knew there was a scientific reason behind my colour preferences? So the idea here is that what I see as annoyingly, garishly bright, most people don’t see as clearly, and that’s why it’s “cheerful?” (I’ve never understood that description of yellow.)
I barely saw 18 or 19. Dang :/
Im fucking colorblind
@highfunctioningsassiopath I see 31
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
Hope your pets are immortal
Who’s rescuing you?
I think I would be fucked
Lincoln fucking burrows!!!
Capt. Janeway, I think I’ll be safe. How about you guys: @mycapt-ohcapt and @saffreelove
Well at least my corpse will look good
I can live with that…
Yeah.. Well.. Nice knowing y'all!
I’m in luck! It’s my babe!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I watch PoI this afternoon @adder24
This is going to be either hilarious or a complete and utter disaster.
^^^were watching together...both doomed
