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@forestnarrative / forestnarrative.tumblr.com

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drakeshady

I know most people don’t care, but here’s the real answer.

Snapchat built a shitty Android app. On iOS, Snapchat uses the phone’s camera directly to take a picture, ensuring the highest possible quality.

On Android, Snapchat opens the camera, but then takes a screenshot, instead of telling the camera to take a picture. This means that the camera never gets to adjust it’s focus and lighting, or provide stabilization to the picture. Instead, you get the best that shaky human hands can get, which means low quality pictures.

Due to the popularity of Snapchat, this difference actually spreads the superiority complex of iOS. Android manufacturers have been innovating new hardware since the creation of cell phones. Apple only upgrades when they’re worried about being seen as outdated, or they need “new features” to push their phone. It also shows that iPhones are a status symbol, that have no reason to be as expensive as they are.

To be fair to Apple, they’ve built a consistent ecosystem. If you have an iPhone, you can pick up any other iPhone and know how it works. Android is different by design however, with literally anyone free to modify it as they want to. Whether that is to fit certain hardware, or add new features, or meet a specific artistic design, Android has more total devices, support for more hardware configurations (even laptops) and is available for anyone to use however they want.

Snapchat made a deliberate poor design decision, and should shoulder the blame for their shitty app. But that would require supporting the largest userbase in the world over their elite base of iPhone users.

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oh to be a powerful lesbian sorceress living in the snowy evergreen forests of some slavic country, reviled by village elders as a wicked, seductive temptress for spiriting their wives and daughters away to come live with me in my log cabin where we pick berries and mushrooms and roast them with meat over campfires and sleep together on piles of bear and deerskin furs

oh this post is anti TERF btw. my forest sanctuary is trans inclusive and you can die mad about it.

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eldritchbog

Hey y'all I found the Baba Yaga

the baba yaga supports trans rights pass it on

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jackedspicer

who was i before i found out i had adhd. Like Oh my almost never works but im fine

i got distracted and accidentally omitted the word Brain. this post was performance art

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pimono

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Person A: “You want to try your hand in summoning… when you can barely draw a circle!?”

Person B: “Why do they have to be circles!? Why can’t they be SQUARES!? WHAT’S WRONG WITH TRIANGLES!? OR EVEN OVALS!”

Person A, yelling: “Nobody will take you seriously if you draw summoning squares!”

Person B, screaming: “RHOMBUS! HEXAGONS! DECAHEDRONS!”

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“I know I have a secret identity to uphold but I want you to know I am giving you a Look from underneath my helmet.”

“What kind of look?”

“Eyebrow raised, lip curled, all seven eyes squinted.”

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you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

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callmebliss

While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade

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What if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it, their first drink costs 10% extra, then only new people who don’t know the rule will step on it and familiars will avoid it.

Did… did you just write an algorithm for human behavior? Because that is exactly what I would expect from a robot appreciation Tumblr.

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zohbugg

Since I’ve decided to make a tiny R2D2 for my robotics class I spent the morning finding .wav files of the different sounds he makes but the original file names I knew would get confusing

so here I am sitting here psychoanalyzing and personifying as many of them as I can because okay yeah he’s beeping and chirping but what was he feeling

much better

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there has never been a cool person called eugene

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