note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol

Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going

Vampire

theyre cute as a couple but the follower gap between them is a little ..... uncomfortable??

i was thinking about how Simon Petrikov in the advanced stage of his transformation by the crown by the time he met Marcelien would objectively look pretty damn scary; his skin is a shade of blue and so cold that a normal human would have died by that point, his mouth is a mess of razor sharp fangs, his beard is somehow prehensile (and most likely the hairs move more like... tendrils than hairs), his hands probably look more like long claws, his eyes are likely a dead shade of white...

He LOOKS scary. And this probably contributed to his loneliness BEFORE the great mushroom war. This is all the more a contrast against his genteel, silly demeanor and his role as a caring father figure.

But you know who else probably would have looked really scary at the time in a mundane context?

Marceline herself.

Her skin is an inhuman shade of gray-blue. Her hair, judging by the different between her own hair and that of the human Marshall Lee, probably does not have a normal human texture or appearance; perhaps something more like soft quills than actual hair. Her ears are pointed almost more exaggeratedly even than other characters with similar features. She has obvious fangs, even as a child?

Imagine a survivor, hearing a child in the ruins, and she turns to see you and you don't think its human at all. It's gray. It's got fangs, and pointed ears swiveling around like a bat, it looks like some horrible little demon or gremlin, and its seen you-

And its just a scared child, alone in the world, but our hypothetical survivor doesn't know that. So they run.

Simon didn't.

And as weird as he might look, Marceline didn't look any weirder, and it might have been the first time she saw someone that looked like her, and wasn't afraid of her either.

you should be able to add a like to someone liking your post and they should be able to like your like to their post and you should be able to like that reaction and it should go on until both devices explode badly

its so important to be in a hater4hater friendship. more than one is preferable but one is absolutely necessary

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

death of the author is an important theory but i think 21st authors also need death of the audience or you WILL go insane.

like writers are insane enough already we dont need all that

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

1 thing about me I'm gonna be a sweetie

Can I hear a second thing about you

2 thing about me I'm a nasty sicko man

"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

some of them don't even read posts.

according to wikipedia there are 44-50 countries in europe so i just went with 50. have fun!

oh shit I took a wrong turn at Michaels and wandered directly into the dragon aisle send help

goddammit It's everything I ever wanted out of a monster toy as a child right down to the eyeburning metallic color scheme

I think I'm going to have to take this one home.

THEIR NAME IS DENNIS AND ALL THEY DO IS EAT HOT CHIP AND LIE

Do they get along with Wexter though? O:

YEAH.

BROS.

Spot the differences. (Kidding. There are none.)