Imagine fucking up so bad that people protest you on all seven continents.
WHO IS RUNNING THE SPONGEBOB FACEBOOK PAGE
ITS ME
Replace your friend’s incense sticks with sparklers
why did I chase paris memphis kate and tyler when you were about. I would crawl through 10 miles of broken glass for you
How highly flattering, all those girls are absolute beauts though so I can see why!
You're so hot ugh
Thank you😘
Would you dominate a man?
That's between Charlie & I
There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”
“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”
“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”
“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”
“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”
“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”
“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*
im turning 21 this July stay away from me if ur 18 below
Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who
They’re pretty accurate