Sandwiches Creed

may your 2023 be vampiric and homoerotic

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

yeah this checks out

tags via @thyrell

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate

upset at the accuracy of these tags

At 4am you experience new, worse emotions that suck bad and aren't good. However, you can play videogames a bit longer. "The Beast's Dilemma"

*looks at my programming work thats a day late as of 35 minutes ago* i have to make giant isopod bread

:)

I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

My boyfriend and I regularly recite this one to each other

recent google searches

sword lesbian this, axe lesbian that…I myself? A weighty dagger lesbian. Thank you for reading my post.

LGBT people…choose ur weaponry

Ah, the advantage of being bisexual: Dual Wield is already a class skill so I DON’T have to choose suckers!!!

As a straight, I’m claiming Sports Fan Noisemakers (vuvuzelas, those giant rotating clackers, cowbells, etc) for us, because we’re mostly useless and make a lot of obnoxious racket in the background. 

i still think tonks’ skills remained criminally underused in canon

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z. 

Cartoon Network/Nicktoons redesigns I did last year

No offence but oh my god

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you

oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs