A MineCraft DICK

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

anothermexicannamedjose

OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER 

AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS 

STOP REBLOGGING THIS  THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

lmao i just found one of my oldest screen shots from like 2013 or something and im laughing way too hard

This just freaked me out

as a boy I can confirm this is a PERFECT impression of a male

best video in existence

Im trying to prove to my friend that a lot of people will accept him as the gender he is just as they would the gender he was born as. He is afraid to come out especially because he is a polysexual trans.

Holy...

Im trying to prove to my friend that a lot of people will accept him as the gender he is just as they would the gender he was born as. He is afraid to come out especially because he is a polysexual trans.

Holy…

when somebody joins tumblr

I will never get tired of this picture

What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.

#teenage girls are so important #all young girls are so important #i will kill a thousand men to protect young girls #with my bare hands

Correct

Gah. I can’t take a picutre, but check out my new Aero hoodie that finally arrived! I also got super comfy sweatpants! :D 

They’re gonna be part of my Halloween costume.

What’s your Halloween costume? :) 

Ms. Stampy Cat which is a female Mr. Stampy Cat. :)

I tried to do a picture but idk if it worked. 

WHY DO PEOPLE FREAK OUT WHEN I RUN IN ASSASSIN’S CREED I DON’T UNDERSTAND SINCE WHEN WAS IT A CRIME TO RUN MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING YOU DON’T KNOW WHY I RUN

#EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOURE HOLDING AND SCREAM THAT GUY IS MOVING AT A FASTER THAN AVERAGE PACE

*tears up*

Get ready for the Disney movies, people.

So I’m reading the article and then this:

German fairytales are so brutal. (I love that)

good luck romanticizing that disney

Yeah, german stories are kinda strange. In one (the title would be translated like “The 7 little goats”, I think?) a bad wolf had eaten 6 of them and whilst he fell asleep, the 7th cut of his stomach, got his siblings out and then they put rock inside it. So, the wolf woke up later and wanted to go to the river and drink some water but (because of the stones) he fell and drowned.

And you know what the goats did? Make a Party!

in the original ariel story she gets turned into seafoam and each step on land is described as “walking on 1000 knifes”

The wolf story isn’t only a thing in germany bc we have that in the netherlands too :) I always loved that story as a kid