no offense but i need a master/kilgrave thread like yesterday it would be so good i’m la ughing
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“I’d settle for more conventional wisdom. But, desperate times…”
“Who let you OUT, Time Lord?”
Clutching at his chest in mock offense, the Master lets out a gasp, eyes blown comically wide.
“Do you really think so poorly of me that you assume I need someone to LET me out??
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failed step one
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step one: do not murder anyone
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❝ Y O U ’ R E supposed to be burning in hades, aren’t you? ❞
❛ Very ORIGINAL. you know he’s impressed when he breaks out the slow clap.
and i hope you die. i hope we both die.
#doctor who#the doctor#the master#best enemies#timecock#slash lords#thoschei#guys please we need to decide on one definitive ship name#this is silly#tensimm#and#doctor/master#for good measure#THIS IS TAGGED TO THE GILLS#BUT I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT NO CHILDREN + THESE TWO#AND IT'S 8 AM AND I HAVEN'T SLEPT
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❝ back to steal my lives again, master ?? ❞
❝ YOU WISH. see this ?? a brand new set of regenerations and all for me, courtesy of the good people of gallifrey. ❞
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IT’S TRUE THEN. YOUR EARS. they really are just as big as legend says... i don’t mean to stare but the unit footage doesn’t do them credit ― do tourists sometimes mistake you for their flight home??
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The devil isn’t the only one hanging in dark street corners this fine night. That’s no surprise. That’s the point. But how MUCH company does he have, exactly?
Matt can easily HEAR two heartbeats, but only senses the heat of ONE body. That can’t be right. He’s about to discover weirder, probably. But for now, one unaccountable oddity masks others. ( For both of them. )
“I sometimes take ISSUE with the kind of people who haunt shadows with me.”
COMPANY MIGHT NOT COME AS A surprise to everyone, but the Master doesn’t make much of a habit out of hanging around on shady side streets. Didn’t your mother ever tell you that it’s dangerous to go out alone in the dark?? Unsavoury characters abound when the sun goes down and he’s not ashamed to admit to being one of them. Although... Could be you’re not so different. What’s with the blindfold, stranger??
“Good thing I don’t particularly care what you take ISSUE with.”
Hunger gnawing angrily at his stomach ( despite gore tinged palms ) his tolerance for strangers has hit an all time low. The found lack of control he’s felt since resurrecting is... CONCERNING.
to do. one starter and??? a lot of theme tidying also on. line (oakdown) open to all followers. starters. open!! both mutuals and non-mutuals can like this post for one. alternativelyask memes are open to everyone and plotting is available to mutuals through eitherask or line. greetings to. domestiics, miamichills, ircnisms, astrxdroid, specixlized, drummiing, latenightfallon, daddyissuesandadog && xngerminate!! update. powerslides through a window what up memelords it’s master time. decided for some reason that another all-nighter might be grand so here i am, retagging a bunch of drafts and crying into a bowl of cereal. come keep me company??
listening to. the mindsweep / enter shikari ♪
I’M WELL AWARE THAT I’VE ACCIDENTALLY set myself on fire && it’s none of your business. i don’t need your pity water either. let me burn in peace.
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OBLIGATORY 'AUS I REALLY WANT' POST
- incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU
- police procedural AU
- bookstore AU
- reluctant teammates that save the world together AU
- platonic living together AU
- lawyers AU
- stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am AU
- sent to live with cousins AU
- pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU
- teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU
- pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-i-ran-into AU
- forget high school students AU i want a high school teachers AU
- law school AU
frostlawyer
HERE HAVE SOME MORE
- on the same college tour AU
- trapped in a bank during a robbery AU
- forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU
- DOCTORS AU
- medical school AU
- ride the same bus together literally every day AU
- vet clinic AU
- 'i'm pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU
- college professors AU
- on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU
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I assure you, no matter what your BOSS may have to say about it, there is absolutely no cause for concern. Archangel satelites are one-hundred percent safe ― they wouldn’t be up there if they weren’t.
That’s the Saxon guarantee.
soldatzimy.
It’s only been three months, four days and twenty-seven minutes since the Master finally dragged himself out of the War, and somehow he is already back on Earth. AGAIN. It’s as though he’s caught in some kind of ridiculous vicious cycle: scheming and failing and running right back for more (a cycle which the tiny part of his brain that sounds an awful lot like the Doctor particularly enjoys referring to using phrases such as ‘masochistic evil boomerang’ but he doesn’t pay much attention to that of course.) Could it be time for a change? Being good doesn’t sound too hard, and it must have its perks or else nobody would do it. Maybe he could open a cosy little suit shop. Or put his big brain to work on curing disease or ending world hunger or ―
Heh. Nah. Now that he thinks about it all of that sounds terribly dull and it's not as though literally ruling the universe isn't worth a bit of hassle here and there. He just needs to be better.
Population spreadsheet open, plotting playlist prepared, and laughing quietly, the Time Lord cracks his neck and gets down to business. What? Haven't you ever seen a man cackle while he works?
drafts. nada contact. skype, line and personal here for mutuals and non-mutuals greetings to. thefirststorm, monopoliism, tiimore, poiivres & soldatzimy!! returning? maybe in the morning tomorrow? but i have a health and safety induction to sit through at work so i’m probably gonna be out the house most of the day. wednesday evening for sure!
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