before calling bella swan boring look at your life... that's what i thought.

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

Follower celebration: Make me choose between __and __

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball

Percy Jackson and the Olympians | 1x07 "We Find Out the Truth, Sort Of"

And the Oscar goes to.. 😂

melodráma

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

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the digimon movie is really good

KACEY MUSGRAVES & LANA DEL REY I’ll Be Home For Christmas (From The Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show)