Why the female cashier is being nice to you

◻ She is uncontrollably sexually attracted to you

◼ Because that’s literally her fucking job you cretin

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2park’s rap in “la dolce vita” aka the rap part of the century

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

‘thanks for nothing russo’ 😂

“he’s not even real”

“guns. guns aren’t cool so you can hop off the table”

MCCUSE ME BITCH

I throat punched that bitch!

this is against my civil rats!

Tf did I just watch

💀💀💀💀

ME TONITE!

Why did I randomly remember this video

guys watch this it’s hilarious

I will not stop reblogging this until each and every one of you has seen it

Makes so much sense that this kid is the voice of Finn from Adventure Time

Me: Really wants a romantic relationship

Me: Never develops strong feelings for anyone

Me: 

if u listen closely u can hear me not caring 

Maybe i’ll stop being a sarcastic bitch this year.

lol nope

this is my new alarm tone

PLEASE OMG PUSH THE BUTTON. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT. OMG MY SHELLS N’ CHEESE ARE EVERYWHERE. 

I’m Lee Lin Chin.

i hate that whole “you have to love your parents no matter what because theyre your parents” mentality like it’s great that u were blessed w two decent parents but can you shut the fuck up and mind ur own damn business

no offense but someone needs to date me

Pepe life