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Lilysinthefall

@beanieandthejets / beanieandthejets.tumblr.com

Why did superheroes happen to me
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it would be so funny to me if thor didn’t know the guardians of the galaxy were criminals

thor, a Sweet Summer Child: what are you guys up to (:

the guardians, hands full of stolen goods, alarm blaring in the distance: helping someone move...?

or alternatively, thor Knows they’re criminals (bc he’s not that thick) but the gotg are convinced he doesn’t & do everything in their power to hide it from him

thor: y know.... I was just in the local market and saw a wanted poster with all of you on it. you guys know anything about that?

the guardians, all at once: “it’s a joke” “I have a twin” “I’ve never seen the xandarian royal crystals in my life nor have I heard of them” “we were cloned”

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kinaco-cat

こども用ソファで猫じゃらししてたら、とんでもない瞬間が撮れてしまった。ポーズもすごいがアニメみたいな顔になってる…。

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bunjywunjy

god every time I think I’ve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears

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coolyo294
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It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.

I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.

This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.

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notaboyscout

it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.

y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

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i love the idea of ghosts not being dead people but just places where time is kind of thin

like one of my friends & his girlfriend have a ghost in their very old new england house that's apparently an old timey little boy who does shit like jump on the bed and slam doors but if they tell him very sternly "daniel, stop that" the activity stops immediately

and i love the idea that years ago theres this rowdy little 19th century boy just being alive and playing in his room but if he gets too loud sometimes, the ghostly form of my 21st century friend shows up and is like "Hey! Cut it out." and then vanishes and no one believes this child

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