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angelicavpd
an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]
me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive
anyways time is fake and nothing is real i’m just living my life from one halloween to the next
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the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up
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its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future
donutmongoose
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hooddoggy
he sleeve too big for he gotdamn arms!
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From Under The Cork Tree | May 3rd 2005
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friendshaolin-deactivated202011
no ma'am I can’t come in today it’s a national holiday
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peggyxbundy-deactivated20180612
Source: sagalsheaux
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I’m ready to die now, and to see my first opera!
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fbi agent: want to work for the fbi
me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department
fbi agent: there is no xfiles department
me: i gotcha
me: [winks]
fbi agent:
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me at a fall out boy concert: play ginasfs you cowards
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on the third day, jesus was coming out of his cave and he was doing just fine
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me: I’ve never been affected by any sad part in a movie or tv show
*Shaggy & Scooby’s girlfriends who revealed themselves to be aliens decide to go back to their own planet leaving them heartbroken in the Alien Invaders*
me:
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