helena

*gets great responsibility but not great power* this suuuuuucks

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

@r4cs0

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

this gold shouldn't stay in the comments

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

i made this post because i've got so many friends that think saying something wrong in a conversation is the end of the world. it isn't. you'll be okay. you don't have to be embarrassed about every little thing. you are alive and doing things and speaking to people. you will make mistakes and you will live.

the other night i saw a kid with the most nonchalant expression wearing a big puffy coat being pulled along on rollerblades by a tiny dog

you know what i'll encourage this. i think my little dog deserves 10k

been working on collapsing harry styles and timothee chalamet into one celebrity entity in my mind to make room for more important stuff like the locations of nuts that i buried before winter

when birth is depicted as body horror, as an act of violence

when the "miracle of life" is exposed as something grotesque and horrifying that emerges into the world screaming and soaked in blood

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

rich people seeing mount everest

Ideal work schedule:

The funniest thing about my psychotic episode was that I couldn’t recognize my own reflection and whenever I was in the bathroom there was always SOMEONE ELSE (me) ALREADY IN THERE and my reaction was always like “hey uh… what’s the deal with this guy??” Yknow like who’s that bozo

EXACTLY

I also kept putting my phone in the freezer and my bf had to keep returning it to me