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Cybermagus

@cybermagus / cybermagus.tumblr.com

Hello, I see you found my mod blog for Ask Cybermagus and co. Bunch of my personal stuff goes here and random drawings too! If there is anything you wish to ask me go right ahead =D
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retquits

so my brothers got me botw and i regret to inform that i never channel more caveman energy than when i play this game

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Chibi Noodle nomming a noodle on a background of noodles.💜

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ask-hattrem

Ask-Hattrem 200+ Follower Giveaway

Thank you for 200+ followers!!! 🌸 I’ve decided I’ll be doing an icon giveaway for one (1) person. The icon will be 150x150 and you can decide if you’d like it as the following examples (with Phi & Annabelle) or in a more pixel-art style (like the ampharos):

For the rules:

  • You must be following this blog to participate!
  • One like and one reblog per person (if you’re reblogging just to share, please tag accordingly)
  • I will only draw something Pokemon-related for the winner
  • I will choose a winner on May 2nd
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setzeri

The Dark Souls x Bloodborne crossover you deserve.

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occherry

Hey everyone! I’m making this post because I wanna see all of you out there who are still active and doin’ stuff in this fine little community. I genuinely love seeing everyone’s art on here and I wanna reach out to all of you because I’m so happy to be a part of this amazing creative group <3

All you folks need to do is reblog this post and paste/draw your OC in it, kinda like a group picture, but with all of our mlp OCs. I’ll be following each of you who reblogs, and I look forward to seeing all of your beautiful original pony characters~ ;u;

OH, MY, GOODNESS

Look at all these beautiful OC’s! I could honestly cry; I’m so happy to see that there’s so many of you online and active here ;v;

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cybermagus

A Smol breezie has found a new place to be comfortable

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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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