why the hell are we still on this stupid website

not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram

💖 Going the primrose way to the everlasting bonfire 💖

but why do you need both a fan and kirby?

To keep Kirby cool

that is fair and makes perfect sense

My heart gets heavy thinking about the giant trash island in the ocean.

Yeah england is a joke

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

It’s an awesome idea tho

Wedding Rings: Tired, ordinary, no practical use Wedding Knives: Stylish, fashionable, useful in everyday life

Additionally cut the cake with the wedding knife

Good morning tumblr, Who are we stanning today??

Rihanna for the June 2018 edition of VOGUE☀️

https://www.vogue.com/article/rihanna-vogue-cover-june-issue-2018

How DARE she snatch my wig so hard. How am I supposed to date and marry an average ass person knowing that someone like her exists? It’s damn disrespectful. 😭💕

*Rihanna breathes*

Me:

What do you mean that there is more then one kind of transgendered person.

I’m starting to think some of you guys are gay.

Hey, it’s your favorite gay!

You. You should be your own favorite gay. Take care of yourself.

the puppy interview

What tags are we blocking today?

So my little bro made a youtube channel and he’d love some support. Don’t know of its anything any of you would like but if you’d give him some views he’d really appreciate it!!

kinder chocolate tastes so fucking weird i ate two of them and now i feel sick also the packaging is creepy as shite what the hell

When its dry outside, pine cones open up to dispense their seeds.

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