Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"

I’m begging social media to stop trying to get me to vote.

I am here to remind you all to love yourselves. And also love me because I am the bestest

Important:

Thank you for your attention

honestly Kramer and the Maleficarum are to late-medieval Catholicism what some crazy guy who makes his own podcast about how the government is being taken over by gay Satanists in pants suits and has a listener base of like seven people in Cedar Rapids plus your least favorite uncle is to modern Catholicism

Someone has summed up an entire week of my university studies into a one sentence tumblr post

want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

Does anybody want to play outside with me

Blocked

Parried

Personal aesthetic post:

rules: make your personal aesthetic only out of pictures you have saved to your phone

I don’t know what possessed me to do this circa presumable 2016 but here’s an updated aesthetic.

zoom call

Weird question but if y’all were stuck in a time loop where you died and then the day restarted over and over again, what slightly insanity-inducing song would be playing every time you woke up

"no way lucy liu can be in her 50s" "Lucy liu hasn't aged at all since the 90s" yes she has and she still looks good Why are you so obsessed with equating beauty to youth Why are yall so afraid to admit that you just find an older woman hot?? cowards

“Things that would kill a medieval peasant,” bro shut up, these people lived off of homegrown crops, hard bread and moldy cheese, they watched executions for fun. Your shitty “Feral White Girl” playlist isn’t going to hurt them, they’ll probably call your taste in music garbage and then drop some sick beats on the lute.

I’ve learned from this post that most of you don’t know a lot about history but I admire the confidence you have despite the lack of research.