“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”
But it’s just as fast
The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away
me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest
me five minutes later: actually you know what-
when you get a good grade on an exam you didn’t study for
job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!
my depressed ass:
is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week
“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”
and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood”
“May the Lord be with you.”
“Bitch you too the fuck!”
what language do they speak at the center of the earth
core-ean
THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE
core-ean
99.9 percent