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I went ahead and closed the ask box. By the end of the night, Blondsuke's going to be moved and this blog will be an archive. I'll probably reblog those ship memes and such, but I'll start replying from that blog. All of the replies I got today are gonna go to that blog, but will still be reblogged by this url.
I want the K
Send me ‘I want the K’ and I’ll generate a number
12. Chest kiss.
He wasn't quite sure why the other was laying on him when he stirred, but he wasn't particularly willing to move.... hm... He pressed lips against the boy's throat, amused by the surprised noise the other made, Yosuke guessed the other thought he was still asleep, and wrapped arms around his hips, fingers poking up under the boy's shirt to tug it up before letting his lips meet the skin of the boy's chest, fingers slipping into the back pockets of the younger boy. "....you're laying on me, kid."
if we're sending ships then yosuke and rise uwu
....I really am not too fond of this ship except for certain circumstances... the only time I truly ship it is an OT3 with Souji, but even then.... don't expect a lot from this one, anon.
I don’t think I’ve ever done this for any of my muses, but if you consider your character in any sort of more-than-friends relationship with Blondsuke, send me a note with your preferred take on it and I’ll add it to my headcanon page under AU’s when I get time to move my muses around! I know I for sure have Minako and Crissy’s Yu on my current one, and Foxsuke may or may not be on there right now, but if you wanna be included let me know!!
I want the k. I want the k senpai!
Send me ‘I want the K’ and I’ll generate a number
3. Nose Kiss
"Okay, okay!" The blond laughs, bending over and resting his hands on the idol's shoulders, planting a kiss on the idol's nose. "Is that good enough, Rise-chan?"
Did you do Yosuke/Minako yet? Cause if not Con is sending that in.
I can totally dig this one.
foxsuke and pudding :|
Please tell me you're joking.
"I Want The K"
Send me ‘I want the K’ and I’ll generate a number
9. Jawline kiss.
Okay, he'll admit, he's a little more drunk than he'd initially thought, and he was probably going to realize how bad of an idea this was in the morning, and yet here they were, hardly into the apartment and Yosuke had the brunette caught in a kiss, pressed between himself and the small fridge in the kitchen. He pulled back, sucking in a breath of air before letting his lips dance along her jaw, mumbling lowly against her skin. "H-hey, sempai... can I......?"
Once I get one with what's in my inbox, I'm gonna hop on over to foolsuke and get to work transferring all of the information. I'll likely keep the same theme as what's on this blog now.
"You see some weird things in this line of work. A lot of weird things."
"....then I'm even more glad I went into music."
"Someone that wants to kill someone without having a guilty conscience, because they don’t know."
".....Your imagination is weirder than most of the people i know, Satonaka. You might wanna get that checked out."
"You could set up a trap, someone would go into it and die sooner or later, but you would never know if it had happened or not. You would still be the murderer."
"Who the fuck would be stupid enough to leave a human sized trap laying around?"
Both of you....? Alright. I'm not happy that this one's shorter than the other, but eh, i guess it happens since the ship's still sort of new.
Yosuke/Yu
this one ended up REALLY LONG. SO it’s going under a cut.
Plot 79: Beyond the Kingdom (Credit to: letsmakeitflashy )
Muse A is a princess/prince living in a peaceful kingdom, with no knowledge of the whole other realm that exists beyond its borders. While wandering in the forest near dusk, much to their escort’s dismay, the kingdom comes under attack by creatures/beings thought only to exist in fairytales and ancient legends. When a rider comes to warn Muse A that the castle has been taken, they are beseeched to flee to safety. Fearing for their parents’ lives, Muse A refuses to run away and makes haste back to the castle. Before they can reunite with their royal parents, Muse A is captured by the enemy. Muse B is Muse A’s captor, who is under orders from their king/queen to kidnap the prince/princess for the purposes of ransom. Muse A is taken to the other realm, where no person in the kingdom has ever gone. Muse A is locked up in a cell with Muse B as their guard.
Despite the circumstances, Muse B treats Muse A with compassion, providing companionship, kind words and extra sustenance. After a few days of captivity, Muse A and Muse B are managing to get along; Muse A is terribly homesick and worried about the state of their kingdom. In an act of selflessness, Muse B helps Muse A escape. Muse B promises to keep Muse A safe from harm, as long as Muse A does not run away from them. Muse A agrees and Muse B keeps their promise. One night, while they’re asleep in the forest, soldiers from Muse A’s fallen kingdom attack. They rescue Muse A and take Muse B as prisoner. Upon returning to the castle, Muse B is imprisoned. Feeling for their captor/turned savior, Muse A shows Muse B the same compassion and care that Muse B showed them while they were imprisoned.
With the threat of backlash from the other realm looming, will Muse A and Muse B’s budding friendship survive? Will Muse A appeal to the king and queen to spare Muse B’s life and to end the impending war between realms?
"If you killed someone but you didn’t know, would that not be murder?"
"....how can you not know if you killed someone or not? Your logic still sucks, Satonaka."
crippled-kunai said: "Does that mean I’ve fucked a goat."
“Officer Satonaka~ Arrest this man for lewd acts performed on a farm animal!”
"You’re under arrest for suspicion of bestiality, you do not have to say anything because I’m not at your house yet. We’ll be kicking down your door soon!"
"W-wait how can I be arrested for it if I didn't know? I-I thought this was all a joke! Ha ha n' all that shit, right?"
