The Signs As Rare Flowers

ARIES: Corpse Flower — The Corpse flower is not only one of the rarest plants but it is also the largest flower in the world. If you are ever luckily enough to find one though we don’t recommend smelling it. The flower gives off an odor that resembles rotting meat. But as the flower only blooms every thirty to forty years the chance of ever seeing one is very rare.

TAURUS: Gibraltar Campion — The Gibraltar Campion was reported to be extinct in 1992 but two years later the weak fragrance flower was found growing on the Cliffs Of Gibraltar. With help from Botanical gardens in London the Gibraltar Campion is slowly coming back from the dead.

GEMINI: Parrot’s Beak — The Parrot’s Beak is one of the most beautiful flowers in the world but unfortunately it is also one of the rarest. Native to the Canary Islands, this beak shaped flower loves to bloom in full sunshine. The flower has been in decline since 1884 and is now protected by law on the Canary Islands.

CANCER: Ghost Orchid — A ghost orchid is sort of spider shaped flower that is found in Cuba and Florida. It is a fussy plant, only growing under certain conditions which makes it rare to find. One of the unique features of this flower is that it has no leaves making it even more hard to find.

LEO: Kokia Cookei — The Kokia Cookei is one of the rarest flowers on the list with just 23 known plants left in the world. It was presumed to be extinct in the 1950s but since then several plants have been found and rescued.

VIRGO: Yellow and Purple Lady Slippers — Yellow and Purple Lady Slippers is the humerus name given to an orchid plant that is found mainly in England and a few other places in Europe. Due to it’s rarity the plant is very expensive to buy and is protected by law in England.

LIBRA:  Middlemist Red — The Middlemist Red is the most rarest flower in the world with only two know plants being left in the world. One is in New Zealand and the other is in the United Kingdom. One of the last remaining species was rescued form China and botanists are currently searching for other plants related to the Middlemist Red.

SCORPIO: Chocolate Cosmos — The Chocolate Cosmos plants are native to Mexico and get their name because of the chocolate odor the flowers give off while blooming. It usually blooms in the evenings and due to the flower’s decline the government has passed laws to protect the areas in which it grows.

SAGITTARIUS: Rafflesia Arnoldii — The Rafflesia Arnoldii is a plant that is famous for producing the largest individual flower on earth. Similar to the Corpse Flower it releases an odor of decaying flesh. It is only found in the rain forests of Borneo and Sumatra.

CAPRICORN: Kadupul Flower —  Very few people ever get to experience the beauty of the Kadupul flower as it only blooms at midnight and dies off before sunrise. The flower has a very strong fragrant but has become one of the most expensive flowers because of shorter life span.

AQUARIUS: Youtan Poluo — The Youtan Poluo is the smallest flower on the list and only blooms every 3000 years. Chinese legend tells that when the Youtan Poluo flowers it is a sign of the reincarnation of Buddha. Despite it’s rareness the Youtan poluo has also been found in Korea, Taiwan and even in the US. Many studies have been conducted on the plant to discover the secret behind the flower’s blooming habits but nothing has been learned yet.

PISCES: Jade Vine —  The jade vine can be found in the tropical rain forests of the Philippines and is a member of the bean family. It’s flowers grow in a claw shape and vary in blue and green colors. Due to the destruction of it’s habitat the Jade Vine has become an endangered species.

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The Signs when smiling

Aries: 

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Cancer: 

Leo: 

Virgo: 

Libra:

Scorpio:

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Capricorn: 

Aquarius: 

Pisces:

The signs’ worst traits

Aries: Weirdly angry at weird times 

Taurus: TOO FUCKIN STUBBORN 

Gemini: Nothing you say makes sense to me

Cancer: SENSITIVE LIL BITCH 

Leo: Fuckin interrupting 

Virgo: TOO ANAL ABOUT SHIT

Libra: Passive 

Scorpio: Why so nosey?

Sagittarius: STOP FUCKIN AROUND

Capricorn: Satan of sarcasm 

Aquarius: Really picky 

Pisces: You take things to heart too much 

The Signs When They Like Someone

NOTE *I cannot stress enough how important it is to take into account BOTH your Venus and sun, because they nature of those signs will influence whether or not you’re obvious in your flirting habits or not, so check them both*

Aries: When an Aries likes you, they’ll be quite bold about it, they’ll flirt openly but in a way that will still make you wonder whether they’re like that with everybody, or just you. Normally they’ll excuses for physical contact, even if it’s so much as touching your arm when you say something. They’ll try to debate with you, to see what you’re really like and will be quite impressed if you win.

Taurus: When a Taurus likes you, you’ll it a lot in the eyes and the way they look at you. They’ll venture more out of their shell when they’re near you and will pay attention to your reactions to different things, they’ll try to make you laugh and will share their food with you, they’ll tell you about their aspirations and their goals. If you flirt with other people, don’t be surprised if Taurus gives that person a death stare.

Gemini: When a Gemini likes you, they’ll really make an effort to form a mental connection with you. They’ll tell you about their ever growing ideas and even ask for your opinion on them. They’ll try to pull you out of your comfort zone to see what you’re like when you’re out of your depth. Pay attention to the topics they talk about, when with someone they like, they’ll try to find a common interest or common ground for you’s to build a conversation on and encourage bonding.

Cancer: When a Cancer likes you, it really shows in their mannerisms. They’ll be incredibly polite and sweet without fault. They might seem shy and somewhat awkward when you’re talking to them, but only because they really don’t want to mess up, they don’t want anything to be miscommunicated between the two of you. Despite their soft demeanour, they will look out for you and protect you, whether you see it or not.

Leo: When a Leo likes you, they tend to be more charming than usual, they’ll compliment you on things you never even noticed about yourself, because these signs see all the beautiful things about others. Despite their seemingly unbreakable pride, your opinion on their ideas and such will impact them greatly and they’ll even try to do something to impress you alone rather than a group of people.

Virgo: When a Virgo likes you, you’ll see it in the type of questions they ask you. They won’t just ask you what you like, they’ll ask why you like it. They like to thoroughly know the person who’s messing with their formerly organised emotions which can normally lead to confusion, people often think that they just want to be close friends. They may appear more nervous around you and will be very careful with the words they choose.

Libra: When a Libra likes you, they’ll appear to admire you quite a lot, they like to give credit where it’s due and won’t be afraid to tell you when you’re looking good or even just good at something. Despite the fact that they’re the sign of fairness and justice, they’ll tend to put you on a pedestal. They’ll have an almost dreamy look in their eyes when looking at you and will listen intently to what you have to say.

Scorpio: When a Scorpio likes you, it can be hard to tell because they’re very good at keeping it under wraps. Generally, they’ll listen to you when you speak - like really listen. They’ll be the type to make incredibly dirty jokes and discreetly aim them at you, making you wonder if they’re serious or not. They’ll look at your lips quite a lot. If someone else tries flirting with you or vice versa, Scorpio can be blunt with that person and like Taurus, will give the death stare.

Sagittarius: When a Sagittarius likes you, they’ll pick your brain, they’ll want to know about your ideas and your own morale. They’ll share their own philosophies (depending on how close you are to them). They’ll encourage you to seize the day and even use this as an excuse to take you on a date that’s “not a date”. Although they’ll compliment you, they’ll have no problem making fun of you in a friendly way either, probably to get a reaction.

Capricorn: When a Capricorn likes you, you may notice that they’ll get nervous around you or quieter. They don’t want to mess up or embarrass themselves so they try to reduce flirty interactions but the closer you are to them, the more flirty jokes you’ll get from them. They’ll be very polite and gentle at first but will then make slightly dirty jokes around you and hope you know they’re directed at you. They’ll ask you questions even if they’re not interested in the topic, just to keep talking to you.

Aquarius: When an Aquarius likes you, they’ll try to challenge almost everything about you, they don’t fall for people much but when they do, they want to know what the other person is made of. They’ll be incredibly encouraging and motivating, even for the smallest things. They’ll pay attention to your little quirks and let you know how much they like them. They’ll really try to make you think.

Pisces: When a Pisces likes you, they’ll go out of their way to “conveniently bump into you”. They’ll make a lot of eye contact and communicate mostly through that. They’ll make almost and excuse to make physical contact. They’ll smirk at you from a distance but when face to face, won’t be as nonchalant. They may seem zoned out a lot of the time. They’ll ask you what’s wrong when they know and will guide you as best they can without coming across as patronising.

Signs as aliens 👽👾👽

Aries: Cocoon (The coneheads) Taurus: alien (A.L.I.E.N) Gemini: Marvin the Martian (Looney toons) Cancer: Na'vi (avatar) Leo: Optimus Prime (Transformers) Virgo: Roger (American Dad) Libra: Little Green men (Toy story) Scorpio: Paul (Paul) Sagittarius: Spock (Star trek) Capricorn: Yoda (star wars) Aquarius: E.T ( E.T) Pisces: Worm guys (M.I.B) Some of you may not think of these as aliens but if you look it up they are considered it :)

Signs when taking off a bandaid🙊

Aries: rips it off slowly and painfully Taurus: Takes it off and stares at it Gemini: falls off because they keep picking at it Cancer: takes band aid off and throws it in the garbage and cleans wound while crying Leo: takes it off and whines because it hurt for the next 20 minutes Virgo: takes 10 minutes to rip it off Libra: soaks band aid in olive oil so when they take it off if doesn’t hurt Scorpio: rips it off fast and painless Sagittarius: forgets that they had a band aid and wonders what it’s doing with its life Capricorn: takes 3 deep breathes and goes for it Aquarius:watches fall off in the pool and doesn’t pick it up Pisces: takes it off normally then ices their really small scratch

YO MERCURY GOES RETROGRADE IN LIKE A WEEK SO THIS IS A WARNING: IF THINGS START TO BECOME FUCKED, THAT’S WHY

I’m so upset this is my ruling planet and shits gonna hit the fan ~Tans

The Artsy Squad:

Pisces Libra Cancer Taurus Virgo Scorpio

The signs as comic book villains

(Use your Lilith or Mars sign) 

ARIES: With a devil-may-care attitude, they’re careless and violent with it. They spare no thought for their personal safety and often portray a hidden death wish. Their work is almost always bloody and an Aries loves the hands on approach when it comes to wreaking havoc. Aries find weaker villains embarrassing and will rarely acknowledge help from someone they don’t deem worthy, even if that puts them at risk. Almost every word that leaves their mouth is vulgar or laced with euphemism and they use their cocky attitude and fast paced life as a shield to protect them from their conscience. Once an Aries realises just how twisted they’ve become they can have explosive breakdowns that end with more casualties than their previous antics. 

TAURUS: Taurus are some of the most sensual villains, undeniably beautiful but silent and haunting with it. They’re very in tune with nature and the energy that comes with that. They ignite passion within their victims and watch with great delight as it consumes them. They crave loyal partnership and someone to spend eternity with them, but their desire is too ravaging and their lover will burn up and be destroyed much to the Taurus’ despair. When this happens they’re thrown into fits of untameable rage. They will spend their entire lives searching out that ideal partner who can withstand the pure force of their powers, eradicating those who can’t. 

GEMINI: A Gemini is too thoughtful for their own good. Like an Aries, they need to act or they become trapped behind blocks of the mind, though a Gemini is much more likely to struggle with this. They constantly battle two opposing sides of their personality, both fighting for dominance. Their obsession with the good and bad side of their personality irritates them to the point of insanity and they will do anything to drown those little light thoughts out. The difference between the Gemini and the Sagittarius, is that instead of accepting those opposing sides of themselves, the Gemini will try to destroy the one that most displeases them. Gemini are talkative villains. They use their words as weapons and love to watch them wriggle under the skin of their opponents. They’re energetic too, constantly moving around while thinking in a rush of ideas that make their heads ache incessantly. Also, they crave the attention of the masses, often broadcasting their twisted plans long before carrying them out.

CANCER: Cancer villains are very emotionally driven and unstable. Their familial ties are strong and when someone they care for - often children or those who can’t defend themselves - have been hurt they can become particularly vicious. However this can reverse if the Cancer feels a family member has wronged or betrayed them, and they won’t think twice to get them back in dark or degenerate ways which are always extremely creative. Cancer’s don’t enjoy straight forward, face to face confrontation and instead prefer to work behind the scenes. They play the innocent and use their powers of emotional manipulation to their advantage so that they can have a front row seat while watching their victims lives fall apart around them. The emotional intensity which can be their greatest weapon is also often their undoing. They get too involved and since their crimes are often incredibly personal, they’re unable to keep in together if they fail, going into blind screaming fits.

LEO: Leo villains are egotistical and definitely their own biggest fan. They’re loud and charismatic to the point that you almost find yourself liking them despite their deeds. Almost. They’ll do whatever they have to to get what they want, no matter the consequences. Nothing is ever enough for the Leo and they’re constantly craving more. More attention, more money, more thrills. And nothing will stop them from obtaining these things. They’re definitely the most ambitious. Leo’s have a supernatural ability to control people. It’s like others are drawn to them, willing to do anything to please them in a bid to be more like them. They’re hypnotic and mesmerising and although you might desperately want to, you just can’t look away. Meshed with a Libra, these two could achieve a lot together.

VIRGO: Articulate, intelligent and incredibly hardworking, the Virgo villain is a perfectionist and overachiever. They are truly obsessed with their projects and schemes and frequently make themselves ill with their fixation. They’ve stood out their entire life because of their continuous addiction to success which resulted in years of teasing and torment and has turned them bitter. The Virgo villain is nervous and skittish and rarely agrees to work with anyone, locking themselves away and turning into a mad scientist type character. Despite their brilliance, a Virgo isn’t likely to brag about their intellectual superiority. They’re kind and sort of misunderstood, but when someone provokes them, someone with a large ego perhaps, they can belittle and undermine them, allowing their insecurities to flow out and becoming quite cruel.

LIBRA: Never trust the Libra, they’ll tell you whatever they think you want to hear and you’ll never know what’s really going on inside them. They’re charming and appealing and they know it, always using it to their advantage. Like Cancers, a Libra will sneak around in the background instead of addressing their plans straight on. A Libra villain will always be a step ahead of you, predicting your every move and knowing exactly how to defuse you best. This can be anything from an ego stroking or reassurance to flat out seduction which doesn’t bother them in the slightest due to their emotional distance from every job, this makes manipulation simple too. They’re also very good at understanding what traits work best to their advantage and won’t try anything that doesn’t apply perfectly. Injustice is a struggle for the Libra villain and they will frequently go to exaggerated lengths to ‘put things right’ when they feel fucked over. Like Leo, they crave attention too and this over exaggerated lifestyle seeps out into their crimes, forever searching for that applause and adoration.

SCORPIO: Scorpios are dark, silent and sensual killers. ‘Never judge a book by it’s cover’ sums them up perfectly. Although they retain a calm and collected persona, just bellow the surface they are a raging pool of molten lava, just ready to explode and destroy everything in their path. They’re very jealous, controlling and untrusting and their emotions are far too strong for them to handle which makes a lot of their crimes ‘crimes of passion’. Scorpio villains like to pave their own way and write their own rules, creeping out of the shadows to do whatever the fuck they want. They don’t comply or fit in and they’re okay with that, but nothing enrages them more than when people talk derogatively toward them because of their lifestyle. They’re already quite loathing characters who set the bar too high and feel a lot of self-hate when they fail, so if someone happens to add salt to the wound, the outcome is really inevitable. Scorpios crave respect, even if you hate them you should respect the power they hold over you and if you don’t, well… good luck.

SAGITTARIUS: Distant and constantly struggling with light and dark, a Sag villain is complicated and explosive at times. They’re constantly plagued by their conscience and sense of morals and will only hurt people they think deserve it, acting as a sort of Robin Hood character. That doesn’t mean to say they’re not able to let go and sink further into darkness. They can be deceptive and their love life often ends in a volatile eruption. Sometimes they can be drawn by the ideals of a normal life but it’s never to last, they’re too escapist and the idea of being trapped makes their skin crawl. With all their need to care for others but that overpowering desire for freedom, maybe they’re destined to live alone on the outskirts of society, forever battling their inner demons.

CAPRICORN: Capricorn villains are another that have a deep-rooted need for control and power. They have two major draws: money, power and material wealth, and knowledge, intelligence and universal understanding. Once they’ve gained these - and they will gain them - they become virtually unstoppable. However in their quest for absolute perfection a Capricorn will cut corners and disregard many aspects of life that others would hold close. Family and emotional ties are usually the first to go which leaves our Cap cold, distant, withdrawn and builds an icy wall between them and the rest of the world, all in the name of reaching their end goal. A Capricorn’s anger is just as frozen and it rarely shows on their features. They talk in a monotone voice and will be sure to deliver their revenge in an unfeeling and businesslike manner, having their ‘connections’ do all the dirty work so nothing is ever traced back to them. 

AQUARIUS: An Aquarius villain is original, independent and unique. They’re also incredibly impatient and erratic in their behaviour, they want it all and they want it now. This energy draws revolutionaries and those looking for a radical leader toward them. An Aquarius is the type of villain you find lurking in abandoned warehouses with their obedient followers, ready to launch their attacks that rarely have point nor purpose. Their lives have always taken strange courses and enlightened them in ways other couldn’t even begin to understand. They like to apply their philosophies to their crimes and are obsessed with showing the world how fragile their system really is. 

PISCES: Our Pisces villain is very detached from reality and lives in what is almost a dream state. They like to toy with people while keeping a coy persona. They enjoy getting close to their victims like Cancer and Libra, but unlike them their drive to do the things that they do is purely for fun instead of emotional ties or personal gain. They’re inquisitive and like to see the way a person can break down first hand. Through all of this they appear very happy, content and calm on the outside, and to an extent they are on the inside too. Their fears, detachment and inner torment is pushed down to the point that they believe they’re perfectly fine and well collected which makes carrying out their crimes all the more easier. Like Cancer again, they’re also incredibly creative and kind of terrifying with it. They really put the ‘fun’ in ‘funeral’.

The Signs as types of ‘Queens’

Drama Queen: Cancer, Pisces, Aries, Capricorn

Beauty Queen:  Sagittarius, Taurus, Scorpio, Virgo, Libra

Queen Bee: Leo, Gemini, Aquarius

Check your Rising Sign as well as your Sun and Moon

Everyone is said to have an aura which reflects our state of being, desires, and drives. Certain aura colors are associated more closely to certain Signs. We are said to have a primary color and a secondary color which are usually present in our aura.

Aries: Red - physical, sexual, dynamic; their reality is purely what they can physically experience; they have a bad temper but it fades quickly; they are slightly immature in ways no matter their age; they have a live in the moment attitude and display great strength, courage, and confidence. Dark orange - physical, social, leading; their goal is to challenge accepted standards; they are confident and seek to wield power in some way; they are loud and brash. Red and orange make for an extremely bold individual who can be crass and immature. Taurus: Brown - logical, physical, persevering; their understanding of the physical world is remarkable, they understand science, movement of the universe, or that of the human body; they need a stable job, source of income, or partner who supports them; they are determined, solid, reserved, and down to earth. Dark green secondary - leading, physical, logical; a quick thinker and very determined; the type of person who reaches for status but does not let it get to their head. Brown and green mix to make a highly grounded individual who focuses on material goods. Gemini: Yellow - social, adaptable, intellectual; they are the life of the party, great friends and highly intuitive when it comes to communication; they are usually bright, happy, and optimistic, very little can bring them down; working with other people is their gift; they are highly intelligent but slightly scatter-brained simply because they have so much going on. Light green - leading, social, physical; they are focused on higher thought processes; they have a strong desire to lead, teach, or heal humanity; they feel strongly driven to help others in some way. Yellow and light green create an individual who is highly gifted and capable of communicating with almost anyone. Cancer: Blue - emotional, social, receptive; they are sensitive, loving, and caring; they often take on a mothering role or at least that of a teacher, their natural roles are to support, counsel and nurture; they are highly intuitive and empathetic and are even capable of predicting the future; they seek out peace and harmony in all that they do. Crystal secondary - emotional, empathic, receptive; they are highly sensitive to the emotions of those around them to the point that they take on the emotions and aura colors of others; they struggle to set boundaries; they have few friends outside of the family. Blue and crystal make for someone highly intuitive and caring, often teachers or caregivers. Leo: Red - physical, sexual, dynamic; they are physically grounded and express their desires and emotions physically, not with words; they are slightly immature in ways no matter their age and enjoy working with children because they are able to communicate with them well; they have a live in the moment attitude and display great strength, courage, and confidence. Orange secondary - physical, social, emotional; they love to socialize and often have many close friends; they seek to live life to the fullest; they are usually bright and happy, they are confident and it shows in all of their actions. Red and yellow mix to make a highly physical individual who is bold, social, and extremely creative. Virgo: Tan - logical, adaptable, social; these individuals are caring but down to earth and focused on logic more than matters of the heart; they keep their emotions to themselves but always are there and supportive of others; they are methodical and detail-oriented, they feel the need to analyze everything; they are usually quiet and shy. Brown secondary - logical, physical, persevering; they experience the world through the physical and material; they often are in touch with their own body and health; they need stability and are reserved and grounded. Tan and brown combine to make a mentally driven individual who is conscientious of others and their emotional and material needs. Libra: Ochre - social, logical, dynamic; these are grounded individuals who are still capable of understanding lofty ideas; focused on success which is, to them, attained through social standing and learning; they do all they can to keep up appearances and stick to what they see as perfect; though they constantly work towards success it can seem like a chore; they are playful and conscious of others. Light blue secondary - emotional, social, dynamic; they experience the world through their relationships with others; communication comes naturally; they are sympathetic to others’ struggles and they know how to please them. Ochre and light blue combine to make an individual who is socially driven, conscientious, but at times selfish. Scorpio: Deep red - physical, sexual, emotional; they are grounded and realistic; they express themselves physically but still are strongly emotionally driven; they are somewhat secretive and only share with very close friends and family; they are self sufficient to a point that it’s not healthy; they are extremely loyal and courageous. Deep blue secondary - emotional, sensitive, receptive; they are psychically intuitive and sensitive to the emotions of others; they are serious but loving, open, and protective. Deep red and blue mix to make someone serious and private but loving and caring. Sagittarius: Orange - physical, social, emotional; they love to socialize and communicate; they seek to live life to the fullest and do so by exploring and learning; they are highly independent and can’t stand restrictions of any kind they can appear self-centered and rub others the wrong way; they are bright, happy, confident, and optimistic, very little can bring them down. Violet secondary - intellectual, sensitive, persevering; philosophical, spiritual, and imaginative; they have a vision and seek to make it reality; they are spiritual and seek new knowledge. Orange and violet make for an independent and free-spirited individual who seeks to learn and grow. Capricorn: Light Brown - logical, leading, persevering; they are focused, logical, and traditional individuals; they do their best and aim as high as they can without being unreasonable; they are highly practical and won’t act rashly; these individuals are somewhat close-minded. Green - leading, logical, emotional; they are quick witted and direct; they tend to focus on material goods; they have remarkably high expectations, especially of themselves. Light brown and green mix to make a mentally strong individual who is direct, logical, and somewhat stuck in their ways. Aquarius: Violet - intellectual, sensitive, persevering; they are philosophical, spiritual and wise visionaries; they feel as if they were born too soon, like they weren’t meant for this time; they can communicate and relate well to others but they are antisocial; they feel driven to help humanity and have a strong sense of what’s right and what’s wrong. Indigo secondary - intuitive, persevering, emotional; they are highly independent and feel the need to express themselves; they do not feel the need to adapt to society’s standards; they are psychically sensitive in many ways. Violet and indigo combine to make an independent, creative, and antisocial individual who seeks to change society. Pisces: Pink - sensitive, emotional, social; they are extremely loving and caring but are not always able to distance themselves from the problems of others; they feel the desperate need to be loved and gather a plethora of friends and stick close to their family; they are imaginative and artistic; they have psychic talents. Lavender secondary - sensitive, emotional, empathic; they are highly imaginative and creative; they can get too caught up in their fantasies and forget reality; they struggle to stay connected to the present. Pink and lavender make for a highly loving and caring person who has a wild imagination.

Read more here. Lavinia Amoun and astrology-hoes