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packing 9 inches

@queenmilkoviches-blog / queenmilkoviches-blog.tumblr.com

Peyton | 16 | US | loser
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mandyskank-o-vich
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zooophagous

The pet owners dilemma

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queenmilkoviches-blog

zooophagous

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Are you sick or just resting
Why won’t you eat
Are you dead or asleep… oh sorry you were asleep sorry I bugged you
What do you have in your mouth, oh God spit it out
#this is me except not with a dog or a cat oh no with my hamster and gerbil#all of them#all the time#my hamster was laying on his back in the middle of his cage yesterday#i almost shit myself i thought he was dead#NOPE CLYDE JUST DECIDED TO SLEEP THERE
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tumblr keeps crashing and freezing and lagging like come on I just got back from my goddamn hiatus and I’m in a very fragile state. I think it’s telling me I shouldn’t have come back yet since I have finished season 6 but I know everything that happens and I DON’T WANT TO SEE MONICA SOMEONE GET HER AWAY FROM ME or the breakup when I read about it online I stopped writing my Ap world history essay and cried for like an hour-ish

#personal#i need to turn the fuck downnnnn
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chrawrizards
okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap

magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol

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littlemisspartyhardy

Bic makes lighters and school supplies

Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos

I make you sad and sexually frustrated

I write sins not tragedies

I’m a preacher sweating in the pews

I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

Im just a boy not a hero

Are we human or are we dancer

#I'M JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME#are we human or are we dancer#same tho
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chrawrizards

The signs as alternate universes

Aries: A universe where people live in a giant, detailed RPG video game.
Taurus: A universe where Pokemon are real, and there is somehow economical stability, even though people get paid lots of money for training pokemon since they are 10 years old.
Gemini: A universe where people are anime characters.
Cancer: A universe where men are women and women are men.
Leo: A universe where Leonardo Di Caprio won an Oscar.
Virgo: A universe where music suddenly plays in the background according to your mood, without you having to put it.
Libra: A universe where everyone gets the same opportunities in life, and where alchemy is possible.
Scorpio: A universe where people have superpowers according to all of their zodiac signs (sun, moon, rising, Mercury, etc.).
Sagittarius: A universe where toasters fly and dominate the world from above, using their toaster-y... powers... I guess...
Capricorn: A universe where it's always night, and there are moonsets instead of sunsets.
Aquarius: A universe where people literally live their dreams and nightmares.
Pisces: A universe with inverted colors.
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