heyo

Oh to be an older brother in a disney channel original movie and have caution tape on my bedroom door and call my younger sibling a dweeb

Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)

wait that poster wasnt a joke

I’m gonna see this seven times

WHATS WITH THE BOWIE KNIFE?!?

Swiper got Dora fucked up

WHY DOES DORA NEED A KNIFE

for times when “Swiper no swiping” doesnt work

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

death of a bachelor is a good song

it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat

panic at the disco saw a John Mulaney set and wrote this song

teacher: i can’t give you the answer.. this is a test..

me:

big time rush: and i heard that ur looking for a boyfriend. i see that, give me time u know i’m gonna be that, dont be scared to come put ur trust me - all i really want is to be ur

all of us: YOUR BOY BOY B-B-B-B-B-BOYFRIEND YOUR BOY BOY B-B-B-B-B-BOYFRIEND YOUR BOY

higher further faster baby 💫

I only use these words to communicate

“Well, Krabs, you know what today is?”

“Sorry about this calendar…”

“March 14th!”

“WAIT! That’s not right…”

“It SHOULD say…”

“The Day that Krabs Fries!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA!”