A comic about controlling your symptoms and trying to get other people to understand why it’s so hard to do so, in goo form

Dear non-ADHDers:

We have ADHD. Sometimes we’ll get it on you. We don’t do it on purpose, it’s just not something we can control all that easily.

I recommend you find ways to enjoy the goo with us. It’ll make everything far more pleasant.

-J

I love this, it’s so cute and yet so real.

Also, “I’m a goo monster. I drip goo sometimes” is the weirdest line I have ever related to in my life, and yet it’s perfect

folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

a frog made this post

Or someone from the hellscape that is Arizona.

Just read a report from Mongolian Naval Intelligence that Russian Special Forces in Syria are training Kurdish fighters how to squat and dance to Hard Bass music.

you don’t have to accept things you are not okay with.

That’s what I told the government, but they keep taking money from my paycheck so that’s a fucking lie

The library is a great place.

it’s too early for this

oks

me and the boys, felsírtam

tegnapról

Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

This is by the Mincing Mockingbird guy (of “I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip” and “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math” fame) and you can buy them here

https://www.mincingmockingbird.com/collections/frantic-meerkat

I….I need all of them

This speaks to me on a fucking spiritual level.

@dadpat-tactual I feel so called out

@every-n-anything look at this!

Yes pleassse

Well hell

When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday

I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea

Anonymously message me what vibes I give off and why you think that