Short tops are valid.. Also cute

I think they’re called crop tops but I may be wrong

My only hope for 2019 is that people learn how to spot smart, witty comedy and stop calling me a sweet summer child

Jealous of everybody getting rawed by the love of their lives 🙁

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

Of course he’s a Scorpio

[captions] [A robotic tentacle arm waves around wildly, making mechanical sounds. A lighter starts a special candle which plays a tinny rendition of Happy Birthday To You. A person offscreen sings along.]

“Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday knife wielding tentacle…. happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuu!”

And when the world needed her most, iCarly vanished

zendaya is meechee

idk if yall remember the selfie olympics of 2012

if you dont remember this glorious time let me remind you

How was this 5 years ago

when your neighbour doesn’t give you 12 points

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

I am unhappy with how perfectly this works.

I refuse to believe that this wasn’t the backup song for in case Zep refused to let them use Immigrant Song.

Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

do rude people know they’re rude

Nah they think they’re “real”

wanting to dismantle beauty standards but also defining yourself by them

“thor flew jeff goldblum’s orgy ship into the devil’s anus” is not a sentence i thought i’d ever say and yet

I just want to publicly unleash my wrath at Disney Channel for making me believe high school would be a thrilling feudally hierarchized warzone, until I actually got there and realized it was more like an “if you’re shy and average looking then literally nothing at all will happen to you during four years” kind of experience.