Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

the reviews are in

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shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet

and she never will. *hits you with my bus*

this wouldn't leave my brain

my partner doesnt like that sloppy newborn duck thats going around

Acab because the people that made this meme thinks the cops should just kill someone like this

fox sphynx that grants wishes but is spicy

commissions open

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

Minotaurs

I used to do this as a kid (on paper) and we had a cat that would watch you draw the body shape like

:-/

But then as soon as you added the WINGS the cat would go

:O

"The Large One has cast the Spell Of Create Bug"

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

why are they throw a dog at the cameraman

Chinook Salmon (Oncorhynchus tshawytscha)

oh to be a chinook salmon hovering over a sea of cream soda

“You’re dyin’ sweetheart…”

Some concept art for my fallout stuff 🥺

The way this is low-key a good example of the language around gender changing in the last 15 yrs lol

That's really good to see actually