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That’s cool baby, you know how it is, rockin’ and rollin’ and what not. Grease (1978) dir. Randal Kleiser

I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, ah ha ha ha! I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I’ll just poison him with this.  The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) dir. Mark Dindal

Me: hey TGP writers, can we have one season where there’s no memory wipe?

TGP writers:

ALSO continuing on my ‘i hate cheaters with my whole heart’ tirade … i know it’s like ‘well the man did it too so …’ but the thing is … 9/10 these Proud Side Chicks are happy to torment the women they hurt, boastful about destroying relationships and its .. idk man! hell is hot, and my gay ass is gon be hype to see them roastin there from my Heavenly ‘I don’t Mistreat People on Purpose’ Seat

#soft girlfriends

Replacing “LGBT” with “Queers” was a mistake, allowing academic use of the word Queer was a mistake, and allowing corporate use of the word Queer was a gigantic fucking mistake

“You’re my always” [for Kels]

#wow

the scene where thanos kills gamora is literally one of the most disgusting things ive ever seen in a movie. like how dare you show me an abusive person killing the woman he’s been abusing for years and frame it like i should feel sympathetic to HIM? fuck off

and then the NERVE of having the in-universe validation of getting the soul stone afterwards? throw the whole movie out

It’s my birthday today. Well, why haven’t you told anyone? I’m pregnant. Single. And on an island in the middle of nowhere. It doesn’t really matter that it’s my birthday, does it?