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I attribute all my positive emotions to heartburn.

@yourlocalputo / yourlocalputo.tumblr.com

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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waspcup

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

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yokakaiju

i forgot how awful starting a new farm in stardew is this shit is hell i miss my husband and millions of dollars

meadowlands is pretty badass tho

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I have now acquired the groceries, but my travail is not yet ended

I must now make MEALS out of the groceries

and then, gentle reader, I must CLEAN UP the aftermath of making meals out of the groceries

when will this accursed cycle end

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why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do I have an inventory limit

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Social anxiety has me thinking dumb stuff like “if I go in this store when they’re closing in an hour the employees will hate me and want to kill me” which is especially dumb to think bc I worked retail before, it’s only like the last 20 minute that they want to kill you

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