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remade

@skunkpixels / skunkpixels.tumblr.com

Zamalie/17/they/nonbinary/?/πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ I love cartoons. πŸ©πŸ¦„πŸ¦ŒπŸˆπŸ–πŸ‡πŸ”πŸ΅πŸ’– [I AM NO LONGER ACTIVE ON THIS BLOG. I'll keep it up because there's a lot of history behind it but so much of my activity on here - from the content of the blog itself to my followers - is just attached to memories I don't feel like dealing with anymore. Nothing heavy, I guess I just stopped having fun on this account a while ago.]
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frogitivity
Anonymous asked:

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes πŸ˜”

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why were you microwaving a lemon???

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

Did you burn an orange too? How???

Microwave for 40 minutes πŸ˜”

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In Super Smash Bros. for 3DS, a glitch allows Bowser to execute an extremely slow Flying Slam attack. If Bowser uses a Super Leaf, then hovers in midair next to an enemy and uses his side special, the Flying Slam, the attack will be orders of magnitude slower than normal. Until they hit the ground (which, depending on starting height, may be up to a minute later) neither Bowser nor the opponent are able to perform any moves, locking them in this state. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source

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sexhaver

love wins

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severalowls

Under sea ecosystems are bullshit.

Like imagine you're a little rabbit and you go to nibble on a tree sapling but as soon as you go to take a bite it takes off like a fucking helicopter and disappears over the horizon.

Then, before you can process what just happened, the entire patch of grass you were standing on turns out to be a fox who had turned itself inside out and you die.

are you okay do you need to talk about it

Look I'm just saying I'm glad I exist in a place and scale where the main form of getting dead is just something trying to make your blood fall out.

I couldn't handle being a crab. I would register a formal complaint but crabs can't write.

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growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

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