hello new followers welcome to the slut show

hello I am speaking to you from the future: this guy is awful at sex and will put you in the hospital. he owes you $500. you will have one orgasm the entire time you are with him and it will be followed by him scolding you to move your hand away from your clit because "it's distracting" and he can't cum unless he mimics the exact same level of numb pressure and total dissociation he has conditioned himself to masturbating with five times a day. every girl he has ever dated has tried to commit suicide. after you get away from him you will realize he looks exactly like Carl from Aqua Teen. instead of dating him you should turn your 100k word Sabrina fanfic into a breakout YA novel using find-and-replace and buy a decent vacuum cleaner

For every modern trans girl who wishes she could return to the days of being a sumerian eunuch temple priestess, there was a sumerian eunuch temple priestess afflicted by an inexplicable desire to play the synthesizer. These were interpreted as prophetic visions

Ive actually made myself kind of sad now contemplating the poor sumerian eunuch temple priestess having to make do with some sort of Flintstonian bone xylophone instead of a proper eurorack or 808

Agricultural Civilization was created so that one day we'd be able to provide synths to our trans gals. It took us ten millenia but we finally made it. Our trans girls can make the sweet tunes now, and all is right in the world.

by kyleincpt

thanks for the spotify link! in a hundred years they’ll cut down a tree with our intials carved into its bark and they’ll wonder why its wood burns so warm

Michael Halak (Palestinian, b. 1975)

Terra Sancta (Figs), 2022

Oil on wood

frida vega salomonsson

everything i like about people's behavior is human nature and everything i don't like about people's behavior is capitalist brainwashing. this political economy shit is easy

CHAPPELL ROAN | makeup by @donni.davy

i would rather have yellow teeth and be able to enjoy wine and coffee freely. This principle applies to most pleasures in this world …

Jøshua Zerø photographed by Nicole Ngai

liking armpit hair is a sign of wisdom and emotional maturity

iLoveEndorphins

post like no one is watching follow like youve never been hurt add tags like no one is listening and reblog like its heaven on earth