hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Feel like I should clarify Sharp Cheddar.... cuz mild and sharp are both cheddar but not the same...

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

If you don't do the reblog part it's not very good as a study 😭

Well oneof you is lying

it’s that time of year

Oh thank goodness there’s still time for this.

Oh who am I kidding it’s always time for this. 

supernatural season 4

sam: guys i think im the devil incarnate

cas and dean for the past thirty-three minutes:

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

*minimizes word document and stands up* My body:

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:

But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.

This, however, are all chairs:

Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.

So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.

Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person

WAIT DID TUMBLR JUST UPDATE THE IMAGE LIMIT TO *30* ?????

yea its been updated :]

to everyone saying either "do u love the colour of the bingus" or "get bingused" here is a flower for u hope ur day is lovely 🌼geniunly love both comments sm ik some people find many people saying the same thing on their post annoying but i love that we have all been connected by coming up w the same thing love and light<3

This is the best post to see as my first 30 photo post

I read this as age limit and I (a 26 yr old) was worried that I only had a few years left on this website

Boldt Castle, Alexandria Bay, New York state (via weheartit)

I would like to thank whoever posted this and whoever reblogged this beautiful castle I visited when I was like a child. Gosh, I love the Thousands Islands, the Saint Lawrence River, Alexandria Bay, and that whole area.

Literally brightened up my day.

Lexie: Hi I'm Lexie. Short for Alexandra.

Izzie: Hi I'm Izzie. Short for Isobel.

Dr. Bailey: Hi I'm Miranda. I'm just short.

Republicans can't talk about any of their policies because they all suck.

They constantly project their flaws. Every accusation is a admission.

They have sunk to 'let's kill anyone who asks us questions and makes us acknowledge our shame'.

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

artistic rendition

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

New alphabet dropped!

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

recursive

So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.

find an .otf of the font here

This is how new alphabets get invented.

This is how some interesting new curses get written.

This is how runes of ruin are born