Ireland is the only country in Europe

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

tumblr rule number 1: ALWAYS reblog the creator 😍

rule number 2 kill everything you see

beautiful girls named ⚠️ Severe Weather keep messaging me

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

showing someone a movie is like fuuuuuck its bad now

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

i have never ordered the chocolate croissant from starbucks because it looks like it has feelings

that’s a bug

Sure, yes, yeah

pug it in ✅

Soccer Dad Gettin His

Turn up at the Hyundai dealership 

certified iconic post

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

NOSSOSOSODID OOOOOO MINT IS A LEAFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

my favorite little fruit <3

ITS AN HERB IT HAS LEAVES AND AND YOU PUT IT ON RAVIOLI!???

U PUT MINT ON YOUR RAVIOLI???????????

THEN EXPLAIN THE GREEN STUFF ON THIS!!!!?

BASIL

STOP SAYING ITS PARSELY I DONT FUCKING PUT PARSELY ON MY RAVIOLIIIIIIIII

WHATS PARSELY

THIS IS PARSLEY

THIS IS BASIL

AND THIS IS MINT

WHICH ONE ARE YOU PUTTING ON YOUR RAVIOLI?!?!?!

ITS ALL LEAF!!!!????

#Tumblr having high-volum arguments in which all parties know jack shit about the topic is PEAK humor for me

*hands you a cartoon bomb with a lit fuse* this is our son 

*holds him close* he’s so beautiful. what’s that hissing sound though

he just wants milk 

probably.

zayn