I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
it seems like im on my phone all day slackin but im not. im losing my sanity at work and i grip the phone and toss a reblog in between emails and spreadsheets and calls
Eurovision is the absolute easiest thing in the world to boycott. It's not food owned by one of 5 food conglomerates. It's not tech that corporations have made essential. There's no "support the devs" logic to be even considered. It's literally just noise that is forgotten in a week.
This year it's noise that will be forgotten in a week that is actively supporting one state that's committing genocide to another state they're actively suppressing any discussion about.
Drake: well you’re not even as popular as me, AND you’re short
Kendrick: you’re an embodiment of everything wrong with this industry. You lie about everything, your surgeries, your own children that YOU are responsible for, yet you act just like your father who kicked off this entire cycle that you continue to perpetuate. Your son is growing up with not only an embarrassment of a father but a PEDOPHILE of a father. You wanna talk about God’s plan, well let’s talk about MY plan for you
For 2 days in a row I have seen this little guy removing leaves from my plant and eating them until he passes out. He's missing an ear, so he may be self-medicating his PTSD, but still, I think it's time for an intervention.
I'll let him sleep this time, but when he wakes up, we'll have a serious talk.
Found my fursona
Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.
I love those attempts at positivity posts that are like I HATE conventionally attractive hot sexy people give me someone with fugly disgusting ugly ass features like a huge ugly nose any day of the week. 🤗
Explain your reasoning plzzz
They really need to teach financial literacy better in schools
this app is great bc i’ll be scrolling past gifs of two men having raw sex and then i’ll be inexplicably whisked away to the app store page for the monopoly app
The Drake and Kendrick beef summed up in one image