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… If I have to see one more of this Onebuttscratcher posts on the Cumberbatch tag, I will scream. Make them go away. Why actually pay money to get retweets and be visible all of the time? It’s just annoying…
Awwh onebuttscratcher your very first hate tumblr post! Another life achievement unlocked there, dear! *high 5*
Oh heeeyyyy! Well done onebuttscratcher !
What about different OC? Chris Evans smut? :P X Captain snaveissexy
Office smut… _________________________________
Looking up to your office door you found your boyfriend standing there smiling goofily at you.
"Hi babe! Happy to see you stop by. Come to give me a break?" You smiled and…
This is why I love you kcolrehssemloh
onebuttscratcher read up! I know you are drying up at the airport!HAHAHAHA!
Aww…stop it! *blushes and swats air* *never stop actually* *i love it too much*
kcolrehssemloh you are wonderful.
Hey onebuttscratcher you can replace Chris Evans with Tom anytime. ;)
No.. not Tom. Poor Tom. He is such a lovely sweetheart.
dont do this to me!!! Omg in the airport again! I love it and I dont know if i ever want to go in to my office now… hahahahahaha! *crying sexually frustrated*
mybuttpalace (Agnes) and I did it… Did it exactly… Right at 5pm when nobody was at the office today. Yes we did it.
SNAVE!! NO! it was nice Neb.. it was nothing that special but it wasnt during lunch time. When we entered the office, snave shut the door behind and well it sort of just happened
gurl.. I’ll call you in 2 hours during my lunch break. Tell. me. every. details. This is so exciting! I am so happy for you guys
*squealing* yes please, in 2 hours or less. tallyhowallace
I choked my tea at the gifs! Haha! Well done there little minks XP
The food in Malaysia is fucking awesome and delicious! Agnes mybuttpalace has been bringing me around to taste the local cuisines and I am still hungry! twilliamsh tallyhowallace (ah, more photos of us on facebook) Tonight we’ll have the house to ourselves and dinner by the poolside!
I went to the capital city, Kuala Lumpur last march and I just love their food especially.. wait is that Laksa? I love Laksa noodle. I saw the photos on Facebooks, LMAO.. the relatives looks uhm, very, friendly, Snave? lmao!!!!
Hahahahah! Snave has been very lovely to my relatives and families! They love him so much, hence, serving him food. Feeding you to oblivion is Malaysian’s way to show love. Neb I’ve posted more photos on Facebook. Yes that’s Laksa. I can cook for you when in London.
I cant stop eating. at. all. HELP hahahahahahahahahahaha
Yummy, I need to visit Malaysia SOON.
onebuttscratcher twilliamsh easttoboston getting sick of the bird nest soup! miss all of you.. return london soon
oh you’ve changed the rear bumper! i miss the apartment!!!!!
Hahahaha i'll be back to London soon. Nice Peter-Pan
I worry about me and emilyjanesworld sometimes… We’ve been back at college a week and have already lost the plot! Speaking of plots…
Oh Guys… lmao-benedictcumberbatch onebuttscratcher tallyhowallace twilliamsh easttoboston WHO WANTS A FIC?!
I think I should clarify that we don’t always speak in capitals.
And there is a hot guy in my English… He’s just not very bright.
well do a crossover sherlock and captain america! have fun at school ladies! hahaha! thank god i’m not in school anymore
College full of bacon sandwiches, crisps an first years? FUNNN! And errr I can try I guess
crossover captain america and sherlock sounds perfect! you kids have fun in school :p
sherlock and captain america wants the same girl. who will win? i want to read that..
Em and Nat have fun at school, good luck with the little shit smells haha. are the boys smelly? eww
Suddenly I feel 5 years old
. All the boys have cooties but it’s okay because I crossed my fingers and said a silly rhyme.
YOU ARE 5!!!
Me and
have discussed this. I’m a 5 year old with a growth issue. Me and tiff get very personal video chat.
You can always spray them with febreeze. You are not 5.. you are at least 3..
Hello there ladies and gentlemen! Enjoy it while you can Em and Nat! Captain America would be proud to see the two of you working hard in school =p
twilliamsh mybuttpalace tallyhowallace easttoboston Guys guys guys… Don’t wanna burst ya bubbles and stuff but it’s COLLEGE we finished school last year haha We are now mature college students… minus the mature because me and emilyjanesworld are sat in tutor pissing ourselves laughing over stuff :P JUST COME AND JOIN US! WANDER INTO OUR TUTOR AND DO A LITTLE SONG AND DANCE FOR US! PLEASE WE ARE LOSING OUR MINDS!!!
So you guys are 5 year old college student? Full of contradictions! lmao!
been singing a lot lately. He has been terrorising our friends with his singing (which is beautiful by the way, Mot)
Sorry, ran out of my good voice! I think the best way is to place Benedict Cumberbatch and Chris Evans as your lecturers. Or as janitors. That will be a fungasm education!
oh god Benedict as my lecturer I may actually focus… or fail lol
Swimming class would be fine too!
I worry about me and emilyjanesworld sometimes… We’ve been back at college a week and have already lost the plot! Speaking of plots…
Oh Guys… lmao-benedictcumberbatch onebuttscratcher tallyhowallace twilliamsh easttoboston WHO WANTS A FIC?!
I think I should clarify that we don’t always speak in capitals.
And there is a hot guy in my English… He’s just not very bright.
well do a crossover sherlock and captain america! have fun at school ladies! hahaha! thank god i’m not in school anymore
College full of bacon sandwiches, crisps an first years? FUNNN! And errr I can try I guess
crossover captain america and sherlock sounds perfect! you kids have fun in school :p
sherlock and captain america wants the same girl. who will win? i want to read that..
Em and Nat have fun at school, good luck with the little shit smells haha. are the boys smelly? eww
Suddenly I feel 5 years old
. All the boys have cooties but it’s okay because I crossed my fingers and said a silly rhyme.
YOU ARE 5!!!
Me and
have discussed this. I’m a 5 year old with a growth issue. Me and tiff get very personal video chat.
You can always spray them with febreeze. You are not 5.. you are at least 3..
Hello there ladies and gentlemen! Enjoy it while you can Em and Nat! Captain America would be proud to see the two of you working hard in school =p
twilliamsh mybuttpalace tallyhowallace easttoboston Guys guys guys… Don’t wanna burst ya bubbles and stuff but it’s COLLEGE we finished school last year haha We are now mature college students… minus the mature because me and emilyjanesworld are sat in tutor pissing ourselves laughing over stuff :P JUST COME AND JOIN US! WANDER INTO OUR TUTOR AND DO A LITTLE SONG AND DANCE FOR US! PLEASE WE ARE LOSING OUR MINDS!!!
So you guys are 5 year old college student? Full of contradictions! lmao!
been singing a lot lately. He has been terrorising our friends with his singing (which is beautiful by the way, Mot)
Sorry, ran out of my good voice! I think the best way is to place Benedict Cumberbatch and Chris Evans as your lecturers. Or as janitors. That will be a fungasm education!
I took a ride, I got lost a little, it was glorious, no maps, no gps, no cell phone except for photos. I feel free, I feel enlightened and I’ve seen a beautiful part of my new state.
Small towns, wineries, hills and farmland, nothing could end this perfect weekend any better.
Selfie thrown in there because I feel super sexy and hot today!
Pink Floyd’s “Wish You Were Here” played at one point in my ride. I do wish you were all here to enjoy the drive with me. Someday we will have to your the wineries of the area.
Superb photography Tiffany!
Working Title: Every Single Day at 221B
Hey ned tallyhowallace! is this how you looked (sherlock) like when Agnes mybuttpalace found about her busted car yesterday? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Along with her scream and extreme dissapointment! God I am so sorry Agnes
! I was texting Tiff
This is every single time. Every. Single. Time. By the way I’ve confiscated your car keys till you learn how to drive safely, Neb! You are almost 40! Stop driving like a 3 year old! :P love you still, crazy git
Love all of you crazies.. what? was Neb sexting Tiff lmao-benedictcumberbatch? HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I did not!
AGAIN, Neb? This is the second time you've crashed her car! Drive carefully, Neb!
Finally going back home to Malaysia for a well deserved break; even though just for a week before I continue hating airports again. So, I’ll be off the grid for awhile because I’ll be busy feasting my mum’s cooking and catch up with my friends. But unfortunately no break for your dashboard from me because I have a few lame edits / text posts on queue. Have fun my fellow unicorns!
seriously, come back. I know you’ve been gone for just few hours. Please come back. Miss you to death
come back to L.A soon Aggie and please hug Loki the puppy for me!
Darling dear Agnes, we'll miss you so much. Back to London next month, is that right? Enjoy your break and free your mind from work! *hugs* Oh we miss you already our little princess!
I worry about me and emilyjanesworld sometimes… We’ve been back at college a week and have already lost the plot! Speaking of plots…
Oh Guys… lmao-benedictcumberbatch onebuttscratcher tallyhowallace twilliamsh easttoboston WHO WANTS A FIC?!
I think I should clarify that we don’t always speak in capitals.
And there is a hot guy in my English… He’s just not very bright.
well do a crossover sherlock and captain america! have fun at school ladies! hahaha! thank god i’m not in school anymore
College full of bacon sandwiches, crisps an first years? FUNNN! And errr I can try I guess
crossover captain america and sherlock sounds perfect! you kids have fun in school :p
sherlock and captain america wants the same girl. who will win? i want to read that..
Em and Nat have fun at school, good luck with the little shit smells haha. are the boys smelly? eww
Suddenly I feel 5 years old
. All the boys have cooties but it’s okay because I crossed my fingers and said a silly rhyme.
YOU ARE 5!!!
Me and
have discussed this. I’m a 5 year old with a growth issue. Me and tiff get very personal video chat.
You can always spray them with febreeze. You are not 5.. you are at least 3..
Hello there ladies and gentlemen! Enjoy it while you can Em and Nat! Captain America would be proud to see the two of you working hard in school =p
Brenley ➾ Luke Gram
Starting soon.. ready? onebuttscratcher Support needed easttoboston tallyhowallace
Is this the coolest ultrasound ever? See this baby flash a thumbs up from the womb. http://abcn.ws/1rJkJcb
Wow - this dog ate 43 socks! Do you have any videos or pictures of crazy things YOUR dog has done? Email ABC.WorldNews@ABC.com. http://abcn.ws/1gLQ7j6
"…Now Tom laughs, “Yes, it hasn’t been very difficult to notice that you have a crush on me”.He takes a hold of my hips and pulls me between his legs. ”Hey, don’t be embarrassed. The good news is that I’ve got a crush on you too….” READ MORE HERE (story by i-wish-i-was-the-moon)
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Happy Friday from this beautiful newborn baby who is sleeping in the Princess Christian Maternity Hospital in Sierra Leone. UNICEF is working with the Government and partners in the country to improve conditions for children like this baby, supporting programmes that train teachers and strengthen community-based health systems. #baby #newborn #sleeping #Friday #instagood #cute #UNICEF #SierraLeone #children
