we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

LOOOOOOOOL

last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here” so i was like ummmmmm and she like “oh for like um” and she started to make this jerking off motion and i was just like yes

he smol

“what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??”

Edd’s big mistake.

He was floating near us and enjoying himself, until he realized he floated about 10 feet away from us and was gripped with UNRELENTING PANIC.

a/s/l?

Chicken didn’t recognize her friend with his new haircut. [video]