Oh, hi, Dory, yeah. It’s Elliott. I just want to tell you that I’m really unhappy with you right now. The way that you’re treating your friends, nay, “the gang,” is unacceptable. Quite frankly, you’re an asshole, and I’ve never been treated so poorly in my life by someone that I used to consider one of my best friends. Goodbye.
Dory! It’s Portia. I’m so mad at you! You- you ruined my life! You are mean! You are a bad friend! And you should feel bad because you’re the ugly friend! And I’m the pretty friend, and…
Dory, it’s Drew. Honestly, it is so fucked up the way that you treated me and everyone else. It’s, like, I’m sorry if this is too much for you to hear right now, but I am so angry at you!
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