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Bite Me.

@scorpio-official / scorpio-official.tumblr.com

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Scorpio sun/ Sagittarius moon/ Virgo rising
can you blame me?
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pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess

i’m screaming at the people reblogging this and saying that new tony is generic and old tony had some “character” like why do you people think that a man being ugly means he has personality . tony circa 2004 looks like he’d piss in the bushes outside your mom’s house and new tony looks like he’d wait 57 minutes for his food at a restaurant and still be nice to the waiter because they’re “just doing their best”. accept that pixar pulled the gag of the century and gave us the tony we deserve

pixar, completely remodeling tony’s clapped face: fuck a bitch named consistent character design and maintenance of the integrity of the original work. new tony is going to look like he would pay $60 for a gram of weed whether you losers like it or NOT

old tony stans lil pump 

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things i wanna tell u

aries - i’d be damned if i lost any of your respect.

taurus - you have the kindess spirit i have ever seen.

gemini - i miss you.

cancer - the times i spent with you have been some of the most important times of my life.

leo - i look at you and i know i have something worth fighting for.

virgo - we’ve never spoke up close but even a stranger could tell you’re ethereal.

libra - i sincerely hope i get to spend the rest of my life with you by my side.

scorpio - there will always be room for you in my heart.

sagittarius - i hope the world never hurts you.

capricorn - you’ve taught me a huge lesson. thanks for taking care of my best friend.

aquarius - i wish to achieve the type of greatness that radiates off of you. you’re gonna go places.

pisces - im sorry for everything youve been through. i hope we can meet next week.

*check moon sign too

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biphoenix

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

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