A cumber on my tumblr

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

BEEN LAUGHING SINCE THE RENAISSANCE

Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:

and for good measure, I’ll just sing the one really annoying part over and over

by The Awkward Yeti

if you have someone in your life who genuinely cares about how your day went, and listens fully to the fucked up shit that goes on in your mind, and answers your texts or calls you back, and lets you know you’re important to them and/or generally makes you feel cared for, you’re really fucking lucky and i hope you tell this person you appreciate them and i hope if they treat you right and make you feel safe and loved, you hold onto them really tight.

adults: “what are your plans for the summer?” “what are you planning on studying in college?” “what do you want to do in the future?”

me:

do you ever lay in a position so uncomfortable you can actually feel it damaging your body but ur too lazy to move

Video

I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

― Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

Chocolate - As Requested!

Photographed with a bloodhound on Wimbledon Common, in London. Photograph by Jason Bell. Styled by Jessica Diehl. [X]

Send help I can’t handle this

for you

I wish I was in the financial position to buy my friends the birthday presents they deserve

C.S. Lewis, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Clergy had the most incredible response to police using Black mugshots for target practice

The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”

"Come back here with whatever you’re eating!"

"Don’t think you can fool me by stopping chewing. I know you’re still eating it!"

"Open your mouth. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH."

The best part is that all of these can be seen as the owner’s perspective or the pet’s and it’s all still accurate.