Seriously it kind of makes sense

when even is eurovision im so fucking confused i mean look at these:

WHAT KEEP THOSE ORCS IN MIDDLE EARTH WHY ARE THEY COMING FROM FINLAND

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE

haha this looks normal

WAIT NO IT ISNT

WHY ARE THEIR PONYTAILS TIED TOGETHER IS THIS LIKE A WEIRD VERSION OF RAPUNZEL

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SINGING CONTEST WHY IS SHE CHURNING BUTTER

THERE IS AN ASTRONAUT. I DIDNT REALIZE THE MOON WAS PART OF EUROVISION TOO

WHY ARE THEY DRESSED LIKE FLIGHT ATTENDENTS

WHAT THE FUCK

REMEMBER THAT ONE KIDS SHOW THE WIGGLES

WOAH THERE EUROPE YOUR SHORTS ARE SPARKLIER THAN A VAMPIRE ON A VACATION TO HAWAII  

awwww thats cute

awwwwww

WHY ARE YOU WEARING A CONE ON YOUR HEAD

eurovision is one month away this is finally relevant

I wonder how many kids are Slytherin by necessity. Like, they grew up in a house where they always had to be clever and cunning to figure out the right thing to say, the right way to act that day to not set their parents off, to figure out how to quickly diffuse bad situations, to find quick ways to escape an escalating argument. Kids that became ambitious in wanting to get away and be better than their parents as their drive. Give me THOSE Slytherins stories.

Michael Brown Jr. (May 20, 1996 – August 9, 2014)

We should make this the most reblogged image on Tumblr.

instead of a pissant supernatural kid, yes…let’s make this the most reblogged image on tumblr. Every time u see it, reblog without hesitation. No matter if u love or hate the person u reblog it from. We will never forget Michael Brown, no matter what happens.

Working on a new dating sim in my spare time

I can’t believe I just did this.

Idea taken from this.

Free him

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

…it dropped me in my hometown.

Um…

Ummm….

WHERE IN THE HOLY HELL AM I IS THIS AUSTRALIA?!

I CHECK THE NAMES OF THE STREETS FOR A SECOND TO SEE IF I WAS NEAR A HIGHWAY AND WTF WONWONDAH-TOOLONDO RD?!!

UPDATE:

Yes I’m in Australia

I don’t want another Frozen movie. I want another season of Ouran High School Host Club.

in a stunning move, some sjws have been attacking anyone who dares bring up any social issue that isnt about ferguson

What if Eren gets to his basement and it’s just

I’m laughing way to hard

I spit out my gum trying not to laugh at this

I can’t believe this is the post I will forever be known for

It’s called Karma, Paul.

I needed this laugh.

Coming out hasn’t been so bad… I know she’s not too comfortable but she’s doing her best for me.. Even if she sent it in a text from downstairs. (I went down and talked to her in person which was nice)

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

The High School Band Can’t Play Fall Out Boy Songs Because The Lyrics Are Suggestive by Panic! At The Disco.

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

this whole post is an emo train wreck and i love it

by special request of ourlolitadaydreams, a larger version of that hold my flower doodle

BUt yall don’t understand how perfect this is.

Cause, it’s generally agreed: Hades was a pretty chill dude. He was rich and powerful and grim and kind of a moody manic sometimes, but generally, as long as you stayed on your side of the styx and didn’t much up with him he was content to leave you be. And even if you come crashing down into his realm being a jackass, he was still fair and just, if annoyed. (The story where Heracles bails out one of the guys he had punished for being rude violent jackasses basically amounts to “leave the lead jackass to rot, but if it means that much take the other brats”)

He’s a very Lawful Neutral figure: The guy behind the desk of the great tax collector in the ancient world. The Greeks had a healthy respect and fear for him, but as long as you followed the rules and paid the ferry man there wasn’t anything to fear- and really he wasn’t the one responsible for the system…Just the guy enforcing it.

But Persephone.

Persephone.

There was someone you didn’t not want to piss off. There is a reason Hades name is just “The Rich One” and her’s is “The Iron Queen”. She took her job as queen of the underworld very very seriously and she had a mean streak a mile wide. When Orpheus came down to fetch his wife Hades was all for letting them go he was so moved by the man’s music, but Persephone is the one that set the trial knowing that Orpheus couldn’t resist looking- in some versions of the myth after he’s ripped apart by nymphs she seats him in their court to be their musician and it’s implied that was her plan all along- to not only keep one soul but to gain another- capable of great music to please her husband. When the whole thing with Adonis went down, she threatened the stability of all the world to tip the scales in her favor. According to Homer when men wanted to call curses down on the souls of the departed they invoked her name.

The Greeks where terrified of her. Aside from her priests no one was allowed to speak her name legally (with Hades and the others it was just social tabbo) for fear of drawing her attention. To them- she was the Goddess of Life AND Death, Summer and Winter. She command power over men’s lives and their deaths. You did not mess with her.

In all likely hood this is exactly how it would go down- Hades holding her flower while she meeted out the divine hellish punishment on the offenders.

and everyone characterizes her as a naive and helpless flower princess