Ray Romano

Me as a weedman

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

god harvests our misery like honey

had a dream that youtube and tiktok were being pushed out of the market by something called Ebay Videos

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars

losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something

i’ve literally been here the whole time

I’m a man now

he was so real for this

I hate how true this is

slept on picks to be honest