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ASDF Movie Sentence Meme
"Look out he's got a gun!"
"You gotta help me man!"
"My tie is evil and it's gonna kill me!"
"Please don't hurt me"
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Ahhhh, why would you do this?"
"Tell my children I love them"
"I baked you a pie"
"I like trains"
"Hey, it's says gullible on the ceiling"
"Haha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!"
"How did I get here?"
"Hahaha, I can't read"
"I'm allergic to adorableness!"
"Hey man look at my new dog"
"Screw gravity"
"There's something on your face!" *punches* "It was pain!"
"I am punching your salad"
"Buy me more jewellery!"
"This is a robbery"
"I want to be a pie!"
"Well, I stole your face"
"It worked! My time machine worked!"
"Banana fight!"
"Alien attack!"
"Throw the CHEESE!"
"It's so beautiful out here"
"Yeah, it's me, you, and the moon"
"Hey, do you want to play some video games?"
"I work at the muffin factory"
"We are so in sync"
"I'm going to punch you in the face"
"I'm going to punch your face, in the face"
"Hello and welcome to standing up school"
"Oh, a puppy!"
"I have no idea how to breathe"
"Here comes the aeroplane"
"You're a nerd!"
"But I want to die!"
"Hey, _______, do you want to go to the prom with me?"
"I am a very tall midget"
"I love you, baby"
"Stay away from my baby"
"But mother, I love him"
"I'm afraid of back stories"
"When did this all start?"
"This is the worst date ever!"
"My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world"
"Oh no! Giant flying sheep!"
"You're leaving me?"
"You're adopted"
"Would you like to see a magic trick?"
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januarytheyoung
She finally released the laugh that had been wanting to get out of her system for so long. She was shaking her head, and waving him off.
“No, no. Come back, you giant weirdo, you. I was just messing with ‘ya.”
Arthur turned around, eyebrows still furrowed, his expression now a deep frown.
"Now why would you do that?"
rustyredbat
"Batgirl? I didn't realise you came around here anymore?"
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gothamslittlerayofhope
”Why would I do that? It sounds boring.”
"Is it? Think about it -- you're going to write down everything you hate about something in the most polite way possible."
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charmspxak
” huh. well, does make some sense, i guess. but if you’re on probation, how can you do anything brave ? “
"That's --"
He paused, scratching his chin.
"That's actually a good point."
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bellatorcumspes
He slaps him lightly on the shoulder. “Calm down man. Maybe I’ll go easy on you. Maybe.”
Arthur stared Noah down for a good ten seconds before he gave in, shoulders slumping.
"How long does it take to get used to all this, then?"
hellkatrider
Arthur cleared his throat.
"I ... I wouldn't do that. If I were you."
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webheadedhero
"And waste city expenses? Sheesh, no wonder we’re broke."
"It could be toxic!"
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gothamslittlerayofhope
“…Yeah, I guess you’re right.”
"Maybe you should write them a formal complaint."
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invenustum
“If it wasn’t before, it should be.” jason’s eyes are still stinging from the sight. at least the music playing was nice. last time he’d witnessed anything like it, he hadn’t been able to look at percy for a whole. but that was just percy. ”—Say. Are these your boxers hanging off the porch?”
Oh, barnacles.
Arthur opened his door two inches and peered at the boxers in question, amazed to find that they weren't, in fact, the pair of boxers he was looking for.
"No. I've never seen those boxers before in my life ..."
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Open to mutuals
"Okay so that was really icky. I think someone sneezed all over that. Ew.”
"I think we may have to call in the fire brigade to get rid of it."
bellatorcumspes
"You're not going to hit me too hard, are you?"
gothamsredguardian
"I think we should run."
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"I agree. But I don't think it'd be wise to confront them about it, don't you think?"
Wooooould anyone like a starter? :3
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vincitaxmor
❝ really? you too?! ❞
"Who doesn't? Sweaters are comfortable and stylish. Anyone who doesn't like a good sweater mustn't have any sense at all."