✗ rip katarina lol
- send me ✗ for my muse to fall on yours and land on top of them
Two drinks. Very large, very full drinks. Each was in a hand belonging to a very large warlord, also very full of alcohol. Said warlord was about to become a very, very angry warlord as a bundle of red and stupid tripped and crashed into her. No free hands, mid step, tipsy, surprised. It was probably rather unexpected for the usually sturdy woman to collapse.
The fall was very difficult to describe in precise motions. She was standing, of this she was sure. Then red. Then on the floor, soaked in ale and with a foreign head placed firmly between her chesticles. There was a moment of soreness and confusion, followed by the natural conclusion of blinding rage.
“You have five seconds to get up, replace my drinks and provide a reasonable explanation. At least, if you value your bones being not broken.”
“I really do value them not being broken,” Katarina said, lifting her head up-- a smear of blood would be left on Sejuani’s shirt to accompany the ale stains. She leapt to her feet, wiping her bloodied nose the rest of the way on the sleeve of her own leeather coat, whirling around to glare up at the drunken man that had decked her.
“Look what you made me do you fucking ass!” she barked, gesturing to the warlord on the floor of the bar.
People knew who Sejuani was.
The music and chatter that had been filling the air seemed to come to a halt, almost like a record scratching as the needle was unceremoniously shoved off.The man seemed to sober up a bit, paling as he looked down at the mess while the assassin then extended her hand down to Sejuani, blood starting to drip from her nose again, the flow not yet staunched. Her lip seemed to have been busted open with the blow as well, starting to swell, making her words a bit slurred.
“We’ll get your drinks replaced, I can do that much at least with this bastard’s money. His fault.”