I’m No Fool.

Ok i think ive finally had enough of this normie shit. See you dweebs later

🌛,,oh what to caption

spongebob patrick!

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

today the girl ringing me up at the gas station said “ok, have a nice day. i love you” and i said “what” and she repeated “i love you” with better diction

this is so late but i loved this speech 

[ID: animated fanart of Duck Newton, done in a pixelated style to look like a video game. Duck is a broad, light-skinned man with brown hair and a brown beard. He’s holding Beacon, a curled silver sword in one hand, and a longsword in the other. He’s standing on a white platform with the forest in the background below him. He looks furious. Instructional text at the top says, “Use your sword to stab and hurt it!” The letters of the instruction bob up and down. A dialogue box below Duck scrolls through several lines of speech. It says, “Hey. Hey stupid. It’s me, Duck Newton. Local beefcake.” End ID] 

My cat, Darby, having issues with his weasel toy.

Anonymous asked: umm could i request the kids in their 50s outfits?

i liked the idea of dave and rose as beatniks, but i just wanted to save the more stereotypical attire for rose instead of both of em that way

Date of origin: March 11, 2011

what if it all worked out

"idk how tumblr works" it doesn't. hope this helps 🙏

It doesn't

I already said this

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squidward: bubble bass! we're here to collect your tab *kicks down the door*

spongebob: squidward! that was so masculine ♡

squidward, flattered: uh, well, i-

I cherish the creature

I have drawn your beast

can't believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feels like nothing changed at all

movies used to have josh hutcherson in them

STOP THIS

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board