things iโll not call you a whore for:
- sexual activity
- how you dress
things iโll call you a whore for:
- stealing my foodย
- stealing my lemons
- my cat likes you more than me
why are lemons separate from food op?
everyone knows lemons arent food
lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. thereโs a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.
Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.
dude, trust me, that isnโt a rick roll. its somethingย worse
Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:
โฆI really donโt know what I was expecting.
What the fuck did i just watch.
It- itโs not a Rick roll
Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.
#dad??
Fairy Family Home Bedroom ๐๐ฟ
The lofted bedroom in my Fairy family home build โจ featuring a very messy writing space for the archivist ๐
Cozy alpine cottage in the forest edge โ๏ธ๐ฒ
sneak peak of the stuff Iโm adding to my CIT pack! The image features flowering vines, stairs, and stone and wood paths
๐ฒ ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ข๐ซ๐๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ข๐ง๐๐ฏ๐ข๐๐ง ๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐ง ๐ซ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ง๐โฆ ๐ข๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐จ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ง๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ฅ~~ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐
an elven style hobbit hole ๐ง๐ฟ๐ผ