Rob's Sims

Have a safe and happy Independence Day, America!

Under cover of the full moon, good and absent-minded Joshua, who has star quality, becomes the genius that Jarvis had wished he’d be.

“I wish...  I wish...  I wish I wasn’t prematurely grey!”

The pale one is last to the cake - as it should be.

You may ask why some Sims get only one birthday screen shot and others get oodles.  Well, it’s all dependent on the cake; if it fails, there are no screen shots to be had.

Doubling up on the writing skill building.

The zombies are gearing up for WAR!

Fulfilling his wish to earn a promotion (and to steal something by nabbing a tile of stones from work), Jarvis is now an Executive Producer with a godawful outfit.  Let’s hope his performance is better than that of the one on The Sims 4.

The twins, athletic heavy sleeper Brutus and easily impressed Marcus who loves the outdoors, are now brave and eccentric, respectively.

Dad Cesar hasn’t left (gone home) since they were born (seven days).

Terrible twos... by two!

*Wonders how that spray of coins feels*

Yup, that’s a public setting alright!  And Cesar kicked his butt, then wants to scold him?  Makes so much sense.

Brutus and Marcus can both walk and talk and are also potty trained.  They have three days to play with the peg box, xylophone, or whatever.  The toy box is a favorite.

I quite imagine that alien voice would put anyone to sleep.  Cosmo’s no doubt making up for stealing all that candy when Joshua was a toddler.

Poor guy... 

...all better now!

Jax is Jarvis and Rex’ “secret” son.  Secret because you’ve never seen or heard of him until now.  He lives with Rex and Xerxes.  He didn’t happen for legacy purposes.  ;)

“MOVE YOUR BLOOMIN’ ASS!”

“Excuse me officer, can you offer some assistance?  My zipper seems to be stuck.”

“Get some 3-in-1 oil.  Later!”

Rex asked Jarvis on a date only to leave immediately after Jarvis arrived.  

One last stop at brother Russell’s house, and he completes his LTW.  He returns home with the guilt of having pinched his friend’s and family’s belongings and immediately shoves ten vehicles and other miscellany into his mailbox to be returned to their owners.