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Nobody likes surveillance!
In case anyone hasn't put the pieces together yet, I have ADHD and am very unashamed
Regardless of if you have ADHD or not though, you should accept strange and whimsical media into your life. Sometimes they may been deeper than they appear on the surface, but also there is nothing wrong with pure goofy fun. I've found it's the key to inner peace.
love telling people i’m “about to jump in the shower” like it’s just a quick 15 minute task and not a 3 hour long ordeal where i sit on my bed staring at nothing for ages before dragging my heavy body into the bathroom to collapse onto the floor of the tub so i can let the water scald me
trembling shaking after popping a photoshop
me after taking the uber pill
some Game Grumps things that will never be any less funny to me:
-“M A R K Z U C K E R B E R G” - “ʰᵉʸ ᶦ'ᵐ ᵈᵃⁿ, ᶦᵐ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵈᵃⁿ…ᵈᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃⁿⁿⁿ” -“I’m the video game boy!!! I’m the one who wins!!!!!!” - “Dan Iwannatalktoyourmom” -”Suzie, do you know about something called ‘D Club’-” “Oh, the thing where Arin and his friends would show each other their dicks?” “O h m y G o d” -Here comes the jump kick -“I’m a sExY wIddWe bAbY” -That picture of Arin in a pimp coat -♪Gerrymandering politicians always get their waaay, unless you veto their vote in a voooting booth-♪ YOU HAVE THE POWER! AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES! REGISTER TO VOTE AT YOUR LOCAL D M V- -Remote the note -”This time for real? Is real. This time is it. This done. We’re, e v e r y w h e r e…….how many times…?” -Arin Hanson, 2014 - Ross asking Danny to slap him in the face to help him focus, screaming at the top of his lungs in pain, asking Danny to slap him again to make him less dizzy from being slapped last time, screaming at the top his lungs “You fucking freak- You’re a FREAK!!!” -The fact that Dan once went to school in a neck brace after he pulled a muscle trying to suck his own dick -The fact that after Dan’s neck healed he immediately tried to suck his own dick again and pulled a muscle (again) -Arin punching things and screaming at Barry while playing Sonic and the Black Knight -Sleepy Grumps -”Mah dayyyd” -When someone mentions Markiplier and every Grump in the room immediately breaks into a deep “hullo everybody!” -“I’m gonna fuckin ♪pre-e-eeeee♪” -Steam Train calling Markiplier for FNAF help
“Welcome to fucking Skyward Sword.”
Dan’s first shriek of “WHAT??!!!” has the same energy as when he yelled “NO!!!!” in Super Mario Maker
Episode: https://youtu.be/OMO122NiWvI
Game Grumps Solo Episodes are like,
Arin:
Danny:
lets go pikachu and eevee reference arin, danny and ross as trainers!! im so happy for these boys and im excited to find them in game myself!!
the most intense game of Uno.
Strange Shit That Has Happened On Game Grumps And Isn’t Even Discussed
- Barristan Selmy from Game of Thrones opens a random episode for no apparent reason and with no explanation
- Arin scream-sings Circle of Life in a public place
- The fucking ads are the stuff of nightmares
- Rob Schneider comes on Game Grumps after Arin completely rips apart his tv show for a full episode
- Arin opened a set of 10 or so episodes with monologues about following his twitter, cooking your own food, that he’s really a bat portraying the character of Arin Hanson, that his editor is too handsome, he wants to sell out to Wendy’s, and then hits himself as hard as he can with a plastic bat. This is giffed but not commented on.
- Chris Pratt likes the Super Mario Galaxy playthrough, confirms he is a melon with his name written on it.
- Arin assembles what looks like a several hundred person mob to go to a random Wendy’s in Ohio, because he wants to sell out to them but they won’t return his tweets.
- They’ve got a fucking TV show coming out with the guys from Rick and Morty? Why is this not mentioned more?
- L o v e l y d a y f o r c r i c k e t
- Arin and Ross abused the ‘give a free ride get a free ride’ code on Uber by sending theirs out to 3.5 million people. Reportedly, Arin now has over 800 free rides.
- Ross and Barry sold their pokemon fanart in an art gallery.
- Seriously the fucking ads? In one of them Barry is turned upside down while Arin growls in a corner and then time-lapse punches Barry into a wall, and this is an advert for Lootcrate
- Dan repeatedly hit a two pound gummy bear against a table to try and remove its head
- A professor of theoretical physics quit his fucking job to do the show
vaguely nsfw asks
- 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
- 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
- 3. Are you a virgin?
- 4. Are you in a relationship?
- 5. Are you in love?
- 6. Are you single this year?
- 7. Can you commit to one person?
- 8. Describe your crush
- 9. Describe your perfect mate
- 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- 11. Do you ever want to get married?
- 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
- 13. Do you get jealous easily?
- 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
- 15. Do you have any piercings?
- 16. Do you have any tattoos?
- 17. Do you like kissing in public?
- 20. Do you shower every day?
- 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
- 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
- 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
- 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
- 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
- 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
- 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
- 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
- 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
- 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
- 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
- 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
- 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
- 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
- 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
- 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
- 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
- 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
- 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
- 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
- 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
- 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
- 43. How long was your longest relationship?
- 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
- 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
- 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
- 47. How old are you?
- 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
- 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
- 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
- 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
- 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
- 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
- 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
- 55. Share a relationship story.
- 56. State 8 facts about your body
- 57. Things you want to say to an ex
- 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
- 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
- 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
- 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
- 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
- 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
- 64. What is your definition of cheating?
- 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
- 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
- 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
- 68. What is your sexual orientation?
- 69. What turns you off?
- 70. What turns you on?
- 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
- 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
- 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
- 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
- 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
- 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
- 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
- 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
- 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
- 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
- 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
- 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
- 83. Who was your first kiss with?
- 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
- 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
Can’t sleep, so ask away!