kids: mom whats for dinner me:
important
Luke smells like vanilla
DOES HE REALLY
YES LIKE VANILLA SCENTED CANDLES I AM CRYING
ASHTON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM
it took me 16 whole years to realise that the “st” in 1st, the “nd” in 2nd and the “rd”in 3rd is because itS THE LAST 2 LETTERS OF THE WORDS
WHAT.
what the fuck did you think it was
fact: all thighs are good thighs
Calum being… Calum
skinny jeans are not over, i will never go back to wearing bootcut, fuck bootcut jeans what the fuck do you do with all that space near your ankles
If I mispronounce your name because it is foreign to my tongue, correct me.
I don’t purposefully allow the accents of your name to fall flat on my tongue like the European English demands or the language to sound chopped and misheard.
If I don’t say your name correctly, don’t shrug and say it’s ok because people have been doing it all your life. Your mother worked hard to name you that name, with all its syllables and apostrophes and hyphens and inflection.
I don’t want to disrespect your heritage, your culture, your great grandmother or grandfather and their struggle.
If I mispronounce your name, forgive me, but don’t let it happen again. Make sure everyone knows your name.
This
Calum Hood aka Master Squish (✿◠‿◠)
Chris Pratt is a Gemini :/
[the only exception by paramore plays in the distance]
Just a reminder that Ashton, Luke and Michael all own a dog except for Calum, the guy who walked around 9 dogs in LA wearing a space pug shirt and a bucket hat
Good
What a pleasant story
Ashton Behind the Scenes of She’s Kinda Hot (MTV Discover Snapchat)
Atlanta, Georgia - 8/5
The reasons why women take so long in the shower
1. We have a lot of body parts that need shaving. 2. Conditioner needs time to soak in. 3. We use the warm water to heat up our ice-cold hearts. 4. Karaoke.
im FUCKING sick of bitter ass people making me feel guilty for liking 5sos or 1D or ANY music thats popular like no fuck you, im sorry ur no fun smd